UPDATE*****3am phone calls from drunk ex gf's are never good

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: bonk102
granted, free booty is good, and although i like the idea of having her there for a booty call (she made it very clear that's all she wants) i like another girl and i would'nt want this to get in the way of that ya know

Makes sense. On one hand, yes, you are turning down an offer of free sex. On the other, it's with an alcoholic loser who's mentally and emotionally unstable. She's your ex for a reason...

 

[bonk102]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: bonk102
granted, free booty is good, and although i like the idea of having her there for a booty call (she made it very clear that's all she wants) i like another girl and i would'nt want this to get in the way of that ya know

Makes sense. On one hand, yes, you are turning down an offer of free sex. On the other, it's with an alcoholic loser who's mentally and emotionally unstable. She's your ex for a reason...

astaroth33, that was the smartest thing i've heard on these forums in quite awhile. You da man

 

[tcsenter]

granted, free booty is good, and although i like the idea of having her there for a booty call (she made it very clear that's all she wants)

Unless of course she is a really sick girl, who has contracted a life-long STD. Bitter, she wants to 'share' this new gift with those she has been holding a grudge against. :Q

Never say never.

 

[codehack2]

If she wasn't naked, she was throwing things.

ROTFLMAO!!

That deserves a nomination for qoute of the year!

Don't be surprised if that starts showing up in signatures.

CH2

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: bonk102
granted, free booty is good, and although i like the idea of having her there for a booty call (she made it very clear that's all she wants) i like another girl and i would'nt want this to get in the way of that ya know

first of all, that cool having a bootycall on standby but if things get serious with other girl then you should ditch psycho here and that wont be as easy as it looks...

If she wasn't naked, she was throwing things.

secondly, a question: did she ever throw things whilst she was naked?

 

[propellerhead]

I got a booty call from a drunk friend once. She was an exotic dancer. It was 1 am. She wanted to come over with her friend. The friend was an exotic dancer too. The rest of the story would get this thread locked and me banned.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
People turning down sex amaze me.

amish 🙂

Some people have better things to do then get laid.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: propellerhead
I got a booty call from a drunk friend once. She was an exotic dancer. It was 1 am. She wanted to come over with her friend. The friend was an exotic dancer too. The rest of the story would get this thread locked and me banned.

PM it to me, I'm curious. 😀

 

[gigapet]

BOTTOMLINE:
BOOTY IS BOOTY
dont ever let an opportunity pass you bye(unless your married or committed thaat would be cheating) cuz when your old and your junk dont work anymore you'll most likely be watching MTV spring break wishing you'd taken advantage back in the day

p.s. DRUNK GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: propellerhead
I got a booty call from a drunk friend once. She was an exotic dancer. It was 1 am. She wanted to come over with her friend. The friend was an exotic dancer too. The rest of the story would get this thread locked and me banned.

How the heck did you score a stripper in the first place let alone two? I need details PM me

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
People turning down sex amaze me.

amish 🙂

Some people have better things to do then get laid.

Whatever you're smoking, please pass it around. 😕 You must be joking...If it weren't for the fact that you need to be breathing in order to have sex, I'd rather have sex than breathe.

Back to the original post. Bonk I'm glad you got some! 😀 She was sober, it was a tender reuniting of two kindred souls, blah, blah, blah. You got sweaty and exchanged bodily fluids and then she left. Sounds ideal.

But

But

But

Wait until next week, when she shows up at 0300, bombed off her @ss, groping your crotch. You'll be turned off like a lightswitch and you'll ask her to leave. She'll start yelling "you scumbag SOB!!! You did me last week and now you don't want me anymore...you USED me you fothermucker!!! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!" *throws handy hard object at you*

I hope that doesn't happen, but having a great deal of experience in this arena myself, I can tell you that unfortunately, it's more of a probability than a possibility. Good luck, my friend.

 

[bonk102]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
People turning down sex amaze me.

amish 🙂

Some people have better things to do then get laid.

Whatever you're smoking, please pass it around. 😕 You must be joking...If it weren't for the fact that you need to be breathing in order to have sex, I'd rather have sex than breathe.

Back to the original post. Bonk I'm glad you got some! 😀 She was sober, it was a tender reuniting of two kindred souls, blah, blah, blah. You got sweaty and exchanged bodily fluids and then she left. Sounds ideal.

But

But

But

Wait until next week, when she shows up at 0300, bombed off her @ss, groping your crotch. You'll be turned off like a lightswitch and you'll ask her to leave. She'll start yelling "you scumbag SOB!!! You did me last week and now you don't want me anymore...you USED me you fothermucker!!! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!" *throws handy hard object at you*

I hope that doesn't happen, but having a great deal of experience in this arena myself, I can tell you that unfortunately, it's more of a probability than a possibility. Good luck, my friend.

i really hope this doesn't happen too, that would def. suck

and as for a previous post about 2 exotic dancers. This girl also admitted to me that she has dated a girl and slept with 3. So i may have some fun ahead of me

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: bonk102

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
People turning down sex amaze me.

amish 🙂

Some people have better things to do then get laid.

Whatever you're smoking, please pass it around. 😕 You must be joking...If it weren't for the fact that you need to be breathing in order to have sex, I'd rather have sex than breathe.

Back to the original post. Bonk I'm glad you got some! 😀 She was sober, it was a tender reuniting of two kindred souls, blah, blah, blah. You got sweaty and exchanged bodily fluids and then she left. Sounds ideal.

But

But

But

Wait until next week, when she shows up at 0300, bombed off her @ss, groping your crotch. You'll be turned off like a lightswitch and you'll ask her to leave. She'll start yelling "you scumbag SOB!!! You did me last week and now you don't want me anymore...you USED me you fothermucker!!! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!" *throws handy hard object at you*

I hope that doesn't happen, but having a great deal of experience in this arena myself, I can tell you that unfortunately, it's more of a probability than a possibility. Good luck, my friend.

i really hope this doesn't happen too, that would def. suck

and as for a previous post about 2 exotic dancers. This girl also admitted to me that she has dated a girl and slept with 3. So i may have some fun ahead of me

nice! 🙂 make her call you "franguinho"! 😀