UPDATE: 09-15 Afternoon; What has become of my life...

[djheater]

Originally seen on: Futurama
Leela (whispering): What are we going to do? Fry can't pretend to be both our boyfriends.

Fry (whispering): Sure I can. I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company.

[Zapp taps his glass.]

Zapp: I'd like to impose a toast on the happy couple. Down the hatch!

Mrs Wong: Hear hear! Now lets have a kiss!

Zapp: Yes Fry. Plant one on your woman.

Fry: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Uh, Mr Roper

Mr Wong: What's the hold up? Kiss my daughter already!

Farnsworth: Uh wait I'm confused. Now tell me Fry: Which one of these lovely ladies are you involved with?

Fry: Uh...nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh!

[Enter Kif.]

Kif: Captain may I have a word with you?

Zapp: No.

Kif: It's an emergency sir.

Zapp: Come back when it's a catasrophe! [There is a crash and the ship shakes. Zapp reluctantly stands up.] Oh very well!

[He leaves with Kif.]

 

[Accipiter22]

is she hot 'no no, change in front of me, i'm queer'

 

[sao123]

so become gay for her and then PIHB.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: shud
It's like Three's Company!

Yeah but where's Janet and Crissy?

 

[Liviathan]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: NissanGurl
You should do it...gay guys make the best roommates. Even if you aren't gay tell her you are. You may get lucky and she'll start walking around the apartment in a sports bra. I did that on occassion when I lived with my gay roommate.

While this would be very nice, she might end up getting the OP a BF and try "hooking him up" and it will just be a long and drawn out type thing that the OP would likely not want to have to deal with.

I thought about that, I would just tell her that I am not interested.

 

[Arkitech]

hey looks like another Chicago ATOT member


If I were in your shoes I'd play along, but after you move in wears tons of Tag bodyspray

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: Liviathan

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO

I loved it. Is near the area that I've been looking to live. It's near Wrigley field in Chicago

What is so appealing about that area? Looked kind of crappy when I went to a game there.

Is a great area. Good central location, lots of options for entertaiment..bars and restaurants.

Is the Wild Hare still in that area? I used to hang out there, great reggae bands and tons of hot chicks :thumbsup:

 

[Liviathan]

Originally posted by: Arkitech
hey looks like another Chicago ATOT member


If I were in your shoes I'd play along, but after you move in wears tons of Tag bodyspray

What part of town are you in?

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: Liviathan

Originally posted by: Arkitech
hey looks like another Chicago ATOT member


If I were in your shoes I'd play along, but after you move in wears tons of Tag bodyspray

What part of town are you in?

I'm waaaaay out in the south burbs, Olympia Fields to be exact (they had the US Open out here 2 years ago). I spend a lot of time on the north side of the city though, I'm always out that way digging for old records and books.

 

[Kev]

paging sonz70

 

[Liviathan]

I guess I better start liking Will and Grace.

 

[Vegito]

Originally posted by: Liviathan

But that's what my life has come down to...at 30, I probably need to pretend i'm gay to move somewhere.

I will call and pretend to be your ex partner looking for you to keep u safe.. and it just happens that she'll convert u...

haha

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Liviathan
I guess I better start liking cock and balls.

Fixed

 

[conjur]

Reminds me of a movie I saw a few years ago on cable (probably a bit older then) about a guy that moves in with some girl but she thinks he's gay. He has a crush on her but she's dating some loser but they break up. Meanwhile, she's setting him up with gay friends of hers. The guy and girl eventually get it on and she thinks she's his first or is converting him or something. The truth is found out but then they make up in the end.


Can't remember the name.


Based in like Soho or Greenwich Village or someplace in Manhattan.

 

[Boxxcar]

Moving in with her is entirely dependent upon whether or not she has really big boobs. If she is flat chested, then go for it, move in. But if she's rather top heavy, you'll only torment yourself! Stay clear of this situation at all cost.

 

[Dubb]

this seems obvious,

tell her you're bisexual, and if she tries to set you up with a guy, use the "not my type" excuse.

problem solved.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: dabuddha
LOL

:music:Come and knock on our door:music:

 

[Liviathan]

Originally posted by: Dubb
this seems obvious,

tell her you're bisexual, and if she tries to set you up with a guy, use the "not my type" excuse.

problem solved.

Exactly.

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
There's only one way to fix it...

... hit it.

Ya, let her "CONVERT" you to the hetero team....lmao.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: mitmot

Originally posted by: yllus
HAHA, that's awesome! Don't tell her and move into the place.

:thumbsup:

I agree

 

[Liviathan]

Working on it..probably moving first week in October.

 

[randomlinh]

this seems like it has bad idea written all over it.. ha

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Liviathan
Working on it..probably moving first week in October.

Congrats!!! Good luck, and please keep us posted.

Btw, this thread needs PICS

 

[Boxxcar]

I know, tell her that although you are gay, you are a bit curious about the other side ...that you've never been with a woman before...

 

[Arkitech]

cool

during your first week in the new place you should tell her that the love of your life dumped you and that you need comforting. from there it should be easy to make your move