unusual/funny business names

[MidasKnight]

I was driving in town yesterday and saw a truck with a big tank attach to it. It was a sanitary/ roto rooter type of business. The business name was " Stinky's " and as the truck turned .. on the back of the tank was their slogan ...


" We're number #1 in the Number #2 business " ... LOL ...:shocked:😀

 

[vi edit]

Dickman's MeatI still chuckle at this one.

My buddy lives around the corner of this place

 

[KeithTalent]

Stolen, but my favourite: Dirty Dogs Done Dirt Cheap ~ A Mobile Dog Grooming Service

KT

 

[zoiks]

Fooh King Restaurant.

 

[uclaLabrat]

A kennel called "The bone adventure"

There's a liquor store in boston called bunghole liquors

 

[mattlear]

There's a womens hair salon on Rt 22 by me called "Curl up and Dye"

A tow truck at the autobody place down the street has a slogan on it "We meet by accident"

-Matt

 

[xanis]

There's a pet store called Doggy Style a few blocks away from my apartment.

 

[vi edit]

http://www.ishootdogs.com/

I worked in the same building as these guys.

😀

 

[funkymatt]

no spouse in the house handyman
stiff nipples AC repair
tummy stuffer sandwiches


there's more, just can't think of them right now.

 

[SViper]

Back when I was in Lake Charles, LA, there was a local business called "2 Cajuns and a Truck" local moving service.

 

[xeemzor]

Not a business name per say, but a restaurant around here sells a sandwich called a "Fat Bitch" along with other equally bad named sandwiches.

 

[weiv0004]

Asian Restaurant: Fu Xing Buffet "But maaah, I don't wanna go to the fuxing buffet!"

Liquor Store: The Booze Mart

 

[ranmaniac]

There was a disposal business when I lived in Ventura County, CA called "Forrest Dump."

 

[MrPickins]

Pho Kim here in Austin.

Now it's Pho $*&#...

 

[QueBert]

never been but a friend in DC use to tell me about fried chicken place called Cluck You. I want to take a trip to DC just to eat there 😀

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Penisland

There is an auto sales place near here:

"Willie Fuggitt"

I dunno, will he?

 

[CrackRabbit]

There is a Chinese place on the corner of SE 82nd ave and Division (I think) in Portland, OR called "Hung Far Low".

 

[Iron Woode]

we have a lawn care company here with the slogan:

Get good grass from The WeedMan.

We also have an all female lawn care company called Dirty Girls Lawn Care.

 

[Safeway]

twoguys.com

Edit: Damn, the domain is up for sale! Two guys and a moving truck was the name of the company. Their website has been twoguys.com for a long time! I guess they forgot to register it and it was nabbed.

 

[ts3433]

Gas War (gas station along Highway 99, Tulare County, California)

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
There is a Chinese place on the corner of SE 82nd ave and Division (I think) in Portland, OR called "Hung Far Low".

There was a thread about that here about that place, wasn't there? I think the guy "hungfarover" posted in it, too. I thought it was great fun at the time.

 

[ScottMac]

A sign on a local plumbing truck: "Sometimes a Flush is better than a Full House"

 

[StevenYoo]

There's a BBQ place in Manhattan owned and operated by gay guys. The place is called "Bone Lick BBQ"

 

[soulcougher73]

I saw a place when i was in Austin, TX called "Juan in a Million" I think it was like a mexican antique store lol

 

[Scarpozzi]

There was an out of business Donut shop in Hermitage, TN a few years back. They used blue letters on the roof of their building that spelled out "DOGHNUTS".....of course they were out of business and someone climbed up and stole the "H".