Unofficial Trump joint session speech thread

[Fanatical Meat]

It should be bigly

 

[MongGrel]

I was getting ready to make one myself, and include "Cowbell as optional" in the title

You win, I'll hang out here.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Haha just heard WH spokesperson say Trump will be using the teleprompter and will stay on his prepared script.

I say there is close to a zero point zero chance that will happen

Bigly



I'm going to end everything in this thread with Bigly! Hopefully others join Bigly!

 

[IronWing]

I was cruelly misled concerning the start time for the festivities. Fox was already analyzing the speech an hour before the first pitch.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Me too, I thought it was going to be at 8pm and bigly

 

[MongGrel]

 

[FIVR]

I love how CNN and msnbc have suddenly decided they think this might just be the moment he "pivots" lol. They will never learn because I'm convinced that there are literal Trump supporter sleeper cells in most news agencies who basically cover for trump by turning up the noise about "both sides" whenever things go to hell. There is just no other way for that idiotic narrative of a "trump pivot" to keep floating up and re-emerging like some huge turd that just cannot be flushed down. The man is an imbecile who can't learn to do the most basic of administrative tasks he's been assigned, and he has no interest in changing whatsoever.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

And so it begins...

Bigly!

 

[IronWing]

Pence and Ryan look like they split a twelve pack.

Edit: and maybe a bowl.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Pence and Ryan look like they split a twelve pack.

They shouldn't have dressed in similar suits with similar ties too.

Trump tie would be better & bigly

 

[IronWing]

They shouldn't have dressed in similar suits with similar ties too.

Trump tie would be better & bigly

Eddie High-as-a-kite Munster

 

[Zorba]

They shouldn't have dressed in similar suits with similar ties too.

Trump tie would be better & bigly

How are their eyes at the same level when they are sitting, but Ryan is like 6 inches taller standing?

 

[MongGrel]

He really ran with the civil rights thing early.

Now if he only had a heart.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Trump has a more normal found in nature type color tonight.

Bigly!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

How are their eyes at the same level when they are sitting, but Ryan is like 6 inches taller standing?

Ryan's doing the tall guy thing and leaning, Pence is doing the short guy thing and sitting straight up

 

[MongGrel]

The earth shifted beneath our feet

He's really in lala land atm, who wrote this speech.

 

[FIVR]

Always nice to see our president dressed as a mafiosi

 

[FIVR]

the kim jong ill clap

 

[MongGrel]

drain the swamp

 

[MongGrel]

And coalminers even ? He's just regurgitating, and the US never did belong to the TPP, he keeps taking credit for things that never happened.

 

[HomerJS]

The earth shifted beneath our feet

He's really in lala land atm, who wrote this speech.

Kissed his own ass again. Also claimed I did, I did, I did as if no one was in the room.

I called both of those

BTW - There was more of an earth shift during the worldwide Woman's march after his inauguration.

You know Bannon probably wrote most of it.

 

[HomerJS]

drain the swamp

Dems laughed

 

[Blackjack200]

Other than being black and having a moderate ability to read a TelePrompter, Obama has absolutely nothing going for him.

Lol

 

[HomerJS]

Wait what was that un-fact checked claim about immigrants?? Can someone rewind

 

[MongGrel]

Heh, he mentions the World Trade Center when those were Saudi.