Unlocking the Multiplier on Intel Processors

NFS4

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Well, not really
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gregor7777

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That's funny. This is my favorite:

We let it burn for exactly 67 seconds. No more, no less because you do not want to let out the smoke that is inside the processors. If you let it roast for more than 67 seconds, the chip will crack and let out the smoke, and we all know that processors, or any electronic circuit for that matter, that let out the smoke will not work afterwards. So, at exactly 67 seconds we stomp the fire with our feet, and take the processor back inside. Gently brush off dust and dirt with a moistured cloth and let it dry off for a few minutes.



 

Challenger

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<< My best characterization on an attempt to duplicate what we have just done on a working processor is "massive stupidity". >>



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Mommy Mommy can I do that?!!!
 

Jen

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this is a funny article...........now all i want to know is who will loan me thier northwood chip to try it on




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oldfart

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That article needs updating. For a Northwood, you need a much smaller screwdriver due to the .13u core.
 

x86

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I laughed by A$S off!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a very funny article. I kind of feel bad for that PII. :(

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Priit

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Pretty good. I have seen an article like that about overclocking video cards, too...
 

x86

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<< That article needs updating. For a Northwood, you need a much smaller screwdriver due to the .13u core. >>



Another thing is that the L2 cache is integrated, so you need a set of micro-screwdrivers for opening them up to provide "fresh air".

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MichaelD

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<< That article needs updating. For a Northwood, you need a much smaller screwdriver due to the .13u core. >>




Heheheheheh! :D