Unlikely Injuries

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

Yeah, man. It's what I do, I just take turds and then bake them, then eat a few while sharing the rest with the neighborhood children. They sing "The turd man's a'comin" as I stroll down the street with my basket of baked turds, handing them out to every girl and boy.

Who can make a cookie, totally from turds? With just a pinch of love and third degree burns - The Turd Man. The Turd Man can...

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

Yeah, man. It's what I do, I just take turds and then bake them, then eat a few while sharing the rest with the neighborhood children. They sing "The turd man's a'comin" as I stroll down the street with my basket of baked turds, handing them out to every girl and boy.

Who can make a cookie, totally from turds? With just a pinch of love and third degree burns - The Turd Man. The Turd Man can...

lol @ photochop

but, I don't get why you people find that turd man quote funny? Am I missing something? Did i miss an internet meme? Did i miss some legendary thread about turdmen? I don't get it 🙁

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

Yeah, man. It's what I do, I just take turds and then bake them, then eat a few while sharing the rest with the neighborhood children. They sing "The turd man's a'comin" as I stroll down the street with my basket of baked turds, handing them out to every girl and boy.

Who can make a cookie, totally from turds? With just a pinch of love and third degree burns - The Turd Man. The Turd Man can...

:laugh:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

:music: C is for cookie... :music:

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

Yeah, man. It's what I do, I just take turds and then bake them, then eat a few while sharing the rest with the neighborhood children. They sing "The turd man's a'comin" as I stroll down the street with my basket of baked turds, handing them out to every girl and boy.

Who can make a cookie, totally from turds? With just a pinch of love and third degree burns - The Turd Man. The Turd Man can...

:beer:
awesome :laugh:

 

[KarmaPolice]

At least you got some good cookies out of the deal...



oh wait.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

Yeah, man. It's what I do, I just take turds and then bake them, then eat a few while sharing the rest with the neighborhood children. They sing "The turd man's a'comin" as I stroll down the street with my basket of baked turds, handing them out to every girl and boy.

LMAO....that's some funny sh!t

 

[Amused]

Not to be mean here but from the look of that gut the last thing you need are cookies.

Hit the gym, man.

 

[Joemonkey]

Thread of the day

 

[j00fek]

:laugh:

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

Yeah, man. It's what I do, I just take turds and then bake them, then eat a few while sharing the rest with the neighborhood children. They sing "The turd man's a'comin" as I stroll down the street with my basket of baked turds, handing them out to every girl and boy.

Who can make a cookie, totally from turds? With just a pinch of love and third degree burns - The Turd Man. The Turd Man can...

lol @ photochop

but, I don't get why you people find that turd man quote funny? Am I missing something? Did i miss an internet meme? Did i miss some legendary thread about turdmen? I don't get it 🙁

simple.... his cookies looks like turds, but most of us had some sensitivity to not say it first... yay for klin for honesty 🙂

bwahaha

 

[brandonbull]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: KingofCamelot
Damn. Nice burn.

You ain't kidding.

Where did that beer belly come from?😀

I would guess not from his baking.

 

[brandonbull]

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

That or he is the hockey puck maker for the NHL.

 

[Safeway]

My roommate did that, only with hot oil. Ouch.

 

[Snicks]

Sorry you burned yourself. I did something similar once. Except instead of burning myself with a pan from the oven, I did it reaching in the cabinet above the stove and burned my stomach on the pan on the stovetop. It hurt alot.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: KLin
Were you baking turds?

Yeah, man. It's what I do, I just take turds and then bake them, then eat a few while sharing the rest with the neighborhood children. They sing "The turd man's a'comin" as I stroll down the street with my basket of baked turds, handing them out to every girl and boy.

Who can make a cookie, totally from turds? With just a pinch of love and third degree burns - The Turd Man. The Turd Man can...

lol @ photochop

but, I don't get why you people find that turd man quote funny? Am I missing something? Did i miss an internet meme? Did i miss some legendary thread about turdmen? I don't get it 🙁

ah, i found CarlKillerMiller's reply hilarious - it brought back memories of Ren and Stimpy.... I could see him dancing down the street as the children beckoned for his cookies and he'd pinch off a batch or two....