University parking ticket

[imported_Pablo]

this is freaking awesome.

wait...

yeah...

 

[Rapidskies]

Originally posted by: Mathlete

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I got a parking ticket two and a half weeks ago but when I went to pay it, it didn't show up on the site. It still doesn't appear. I don't have the financial bar that would prevent me from graduating either... it's like it never happened. I don't have the ticket because it was in the ash tray of the car I sold last week and the buyer threw it out.
Should I forget about it? There's no moral issue because I got a university ticket years ago because my permit was hidden by a sun shade and paid instead of appealing.

If you must do the CRIMES then you must do the TIMES! I love its when peoples cry about their spilling milks and then come on and post about trying to eludes the LAW of the LAND. Take your tickets down to your university vendor and PAY the FINES then I would like you not to make any further postings for 3 business days.

Did you fail elementary school?

Here, let me fix your post for you. Here is the correct way to say what you just said.

If you must do the CRIME then you must do the TIME! I love it when people cry about spilled milk and then come on and post about trying to elude the LAW of the LAND. Take your ticket down to your university vendor and PAY the FINE, then I would like you not to make any further posting for 3 business days.

No I did not fail elemantaries school. Thanks to you for correcting my postings. Please take the time to correct this when I say BUTTWIPES. Do not lectures someone who can speak many many more languages than you. I COMPREHENDS far more than you have forgotten in my lifetimes. Do not mess with the bulls or you may feel some horns.

WHY ARE YOU ADDING S's TO SINGULAR WORDS. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

My guess is that he's an idiots.

I had a retarded, ummmm, cognitively disabled neighbor that used to do that. Jason, is that you???

DO I LOOK LIKE JASONS? I dispelled my advise earnestly and with great tacicity and yet you are not comprehending my meanings. How many languages are you speaking? I am speaking my native languages + united states + creating my own languages which you will probably be saying one day the pledge of allegiances in. YOu + 1 language + attitudes = buttwipes.

 

[imported_Pablo]

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mathlete

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I got a parking ticket two and a half weeks ago but when I went to pay it, it didn't show up on the site. It still doesn't appear. I don't have the financial bar that would prevent me from graduating either... it's like it never happened. I don't have the ticket because it was in the ash tray of the car I sold last week and the buyer threw it out.
Should I forget about it? There's no moral issue because I got a university ticket years ago because my permit was hidden by a sun shade and paid instead of appealing.

If you must do the CRIMES then you must do the TIMES! I love its when peoples cry about their spilling milks and then come on and post about trying to eludes the LAW of the LAND. Take your tickets down to your university vendor and PAY the FINES then I would like you not to make any further postings for 3 business days.

Did you fail elementary school?

Here, let me fix your post for you. Here is the correct way to say what you just said.

If you must do the CRIME then you must do the TIME! I love it when people cry about spilled milk and then come on and post about trying to elude the LAW of the LAND. Take your ticket down to your university vendor and PAY the FINE, then I would like you not to make any further posting for 3 business days.

No I did not fail elemantaries school. Thanks to you for correcting my postings. Please take the time to correct this when I say BUTTWIPES. Do not lectures someone who can speak many many more languages than you. I COMPREHENDS far more than you have forgotten in my lifetimes. Do not mess with the bulls or you may feel some horns.

WHY ARE YOU ADDING S's TO SINGULAR WORDS. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

My guess is that he's an idiots.

I had a retarded, ummmm, cognitively disabled neighbor that used to do that. Jason, is that you???

DO I LOOK LIKE JASONS? I dispelled my advise earnestly and with great tacicity and yet you are not comprehending my meanings. How many languages are you speaking? I am speaking my native languages + united states + creating my own languages which you will probably be saying one day the pledge of allegiances in. YOu + 1 language + attitudes = buttwipes.

Oh THATS the problem. You don't speak English!

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mathlete

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I got a parking ticket two and a half weeks ago but when I went to pay it, it didn't show up on the site. It still doesn't appear. I don't have the financial bar that would prevent me from graduating either... it's like it never happened. I don't have the ticket because it was in the ash tray of the car I sold last week and the buyer threw it out.
Should I forget about it? There's no moral issue because I got a university ticket years ago because my permit was hidden by a sun shade and paid instead of appealing.

If you must do the CRIMES then you must do the TIMES! I love its when peoples cry about their spilling milks and then come on and post about trying to eludes the LAW of the LAND. Take your tickets down to your university vendor and PAY the FINES then I would like you not to make any further postings for 3 business days.

Did you fail elementary school?

Here, let me fix your post for you. Here is the correct way to say what you just said.

If you must do the CRIME then you must do the TIME! I love it when people cry about spilled milk and then come on and post about trying to elude the LAW of the LAND. Take your ticket down to your university vendor and PAY the FINE, then I would like you not to make any further posting for 3 business days.

No I did not fail elemantaries school. Thanks to you for correcting my postings. Please take the time to correct this when I say BUTTWIPES. Do not lectures someone who can speak many many more languages than you. I COMPREHENDS far more than you have forgotten in my lifetimes. Do not mess with the bulls or you may feel some horns.

WHY ARE YOU ADDING S's TO SINGULAR WORDS. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

My guess is that he's an idiots.

I had a retarded, ummmm, cognitively disabled neighbor that used to do that. Jason, is that you???

DO I LOOK LIKE JASONS? I dispelled my advise earnestly and with great tacicity and yet you are not comprehending my meanings. How many languages are you speaking? I am speaking my native languages + united states + creating my own languages which you will probably be saying one day the pledge of allegiances in. YOu + 1 language + attitudes = buttwipes.

I speak English, basic German, and I'm learning Spanish. So, go away!

 

[Rapidskies]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mathlete

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I got a parking ticket two and a half weeks ago but when I went to pay it, it didn't show up on the site. It still doesn't appear. I don't have the financial bar that would prevent me from graduating either... it's like it never happened. I don't have the ticket because it was in the ash tray of the car I sold last week and the buyer threw it out.
Should I forget about it? There's no moral issue because I got a university ticket years ago because my permit was hidden by a sun shade and paid instead of appealing.

If you must do the CRIMES then you must do the TIMES! I love its when peoples cry about their spilling milks and then come on and post about trying to eludes the LAW of the LAND. Take your tickets down to your university vendor and PAY the FINES then I would like you not to make any further postings for 3 business days.

Did you fail elementary school?

Here, let me fix your post for you. Here is the correct way to say what you just said.

If you must do the CRIME then you must do the TIME! I love it when people cry about spilled milk and then come on and post about trying to elude the LAW of the LAND. Take your ticket down to your university vendor and PAY the FINE, then I would like you not to make any further posting for 3 business days.

No I did not fail elemantaries school. Thanks to you for correcting my postings. Please take the time to correct this when I say BUTTWIPES. Do not lectures someone who can speak many many more languages than you. I COMPREHENDS far more than you have forgotten in my lifetimes. Do not mess with the bulls or you may feel some horns.

WHY ARE YOU ADDING S's TO SINGULAR WORDS. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

My guess is that he's an idiots.

I had a retarded, ummmm, cognitively disabled neighbor that used to do that. Jason, is that you???

DO I LOOK LIKE JASONS? I dispelled my advise earnestly and with great tacicity and yet you are not comprehending my meanings. How many languages are you speaking? I am speaking my native languages + united states + creating my own languages which you will probably be saying one day the pledge of allegiances in. YOu + 1 language + attitudes = buttwipes.

I speak English, basic German, and I'm learning Spanish. So, go away!

When you are a manager AND have a girlfriends THEN come speak with me. Until that times learn your Spanish!

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mathlete

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I got a parking ticket two and a half weeks ago but when I went to pay it, it didn't show up on the site. It still doesn't appear. I don't have the financial bar that would prevent me from graduating either... it's like it never happened. I don't have the ticket because it was in the ash tray of the car I sold last week and the buyer threw it out.
Should I forget about it? There's no moral issue because I got a university ticket years ago because my permit was hidden by a sun shade and paid instead of appealing.

If you must do the CRIMES then you must do the TIMES! I love its when peoples cry about their spilling milks and then come on and post about trying to eludes the LAW of the LAND. Take your tickets down to your university vendor and PAY the FINES then I would like you not to make any further postings for 3 business days.

Did you fail elementary school?

Here, let me fix your post for you. Here is the correct way to say what you just said.

If you must do the CRIME then you must do the TIME! I love it when people cry about spilled milk and then come on and post about trying to elude the LAW of the LAND. Take your ticket down to your university vendor and PAY the FINE, then I would like you not to make any further posting for 3 business days.

No I did not fail elemantaries school. Thanks to you for correcting my postings. Please take the time to correct this when I say BUTTWIPES. Do not lectures someone who can speak many many more languages than you. I COMPREHENDS far more than you have forgotten in my lifetimes. Do not mess with the bulls or you may feel some horns.

WHY ARE YOU ADDING S's TO SINGULAR WORDS. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

My guess is that he's an idiots.

I had a retarded, ummmm, cognitively disabled neighbor that used to do that. Jason, is that you???

DO I LOOK LIKE JASONS? I dispelled my advise earnestly and with great tacicity and yet you are not comprehending my meanings. How many languages are you speaking? I am speaking my native languages + united states + creating my own languages which you will probably be saying one day the pledge of allegiances in. YOu + 1 language + attitudes = buttwipes.

I speak English, basic German, and I'm learning Spanish. So, go away!

When you are a manager AND have a girlfriends THEN come speak with me. Until that times learn your Spanish!

Manager of what? a cell phone kiosk in a mall? Oh, and girlfriends don't have 4 legs.

 

[Braznor]

RapidSkies, please learn English...

And please post again, you are giving me the laugh of the lifetime.

Marked for later.

 

[Praxis1452]

stop adding S's god take a grammar workshop

 

[Rapidskies]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mathlete

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I got a parking ticket two and a half weeks ago but when I went to pay it, it didn't show up on the site. It still doesn't appear. I don't have the financial bar that would prevent me from graduating either... it's like it never happened. I don't have the ticket because it was in the ash tray of the car I sold last week and the buyer threw it out.
Should I forget about it? There's no moral issue because I got a university ticket years ago because my permit was hidden by a sun shade and paid instead of appealing.

If you must do the CRIMES then you must do the TIMES! I love its when peoples cry about their spilling milks and then come on and post about trying to eludes the LAW of the LAND. Take your tickets down to your university vendor and PAY the FINES then I would like you not to make any further postings for 3 business days.

Did you fail elementary school?

Here, let me fix your post for you. Here is the correct way to say what you just said.

If you must do the CRIME then you must do the TIME! I love it when people cry about spilled milk and then come on and post about trying to elude the LAW of the LAND. Take your ticket down to your university vendor and PAY the FINE, then I would like you not to make any further posting for 3 business days.

No I did not fail elemantaries school. Thanks to you for correcting my postings. Please take the time to correct this when I say BUTTWIPES. Do not lectures someone who can speak many many more languages than you. I COMPREHENDS far more than you have forgotten in my lifetimes. Do not mess with the bulls or you may feel some horns.

WHY ARE YOU ADDING S's TO SINGULAR WORDS. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

My guess is that he's an idiots.

I had a retarded, ummmm, cognitively disabled neighbor that used to do that. Jason, is that you???

DO I LOOK LIKE JASONS? I dispelled my advise earnestly and with great tacicity and yet you are not comprehending my meanings. How many languages are you speaking? I am speaking my native languages + united states + creating my own languages which you will probably be saying one day the pledge of allegiances in. YOu + 1 language + attitudes = buttwipes.

I speak English, basic German, and I'm learning Spanish. So, go away!

When you are a manager AND have a girlfriends THEN come speak with me. Until that times learn your Spanish!

Manager of what? a cell phone kiosk in a mall? Oh, and girlfriends don't have 4 legs.

Manager in a MAJOR corporation thanks you. And how did you know my girlfriends was Taurens do you play warcrafts?

 

[Born2bwire]

Crud, I don't think I even speak United States.

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: Braznor
RapidSkies, please learn English...

And please post again, you are giving me the laugh of the lifetime.

Marked for later.

I agrees...this is the funniests topics I've reads in a whiles.

 

[paulney]

This thread is hillarious. Rapidskies, kindly please post more abundantly. God bless.

 

[tranceport]

Do you want to graduate? If so then pay it.

They usually keep you from graduating if you don't.

 

[bwnv]

For baby Jesus' sake stop the nested quotes.

In other news, how are the crystals doing in your computer?

 

[mitaiwan82]

haha rapidskies you are funnys

OP - I wouldn't worry about it if there's bascially no record of it...my brother got a shitload of tickets during his tenure at UT, which kinda pissed of my parents since all the tickets were sent to their address.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Mathlete

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Rapidskies

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I got a parking ticket two and a half weeks ago but when I went to pay it, it didn't show up on the site. It still doesn't appear. I don't have the financial bar that would prevent me from graduating either... it's like it never happened. I don't have the ticket because it was in the ash tray of the car I sold last week and the buyer threw it out.
Should I forget about it? There's no moral issue because I got a university ticket years ago because my permit was hidden by a sun shade and paid instead of appealing.

If you must do the CRIMES then you must do the TIMES! I love its when peoples cry about their spilling milks and then come on and post about trying to eludes the LAW of the LAND. Take your tickets down to your university vendor and PAY the FINES then I would like you not to make any further postings for 3 business days.

Did you fail elementary school?

Here, let me fix your post for you. Here is the correct way to say what you just said.

If you must do the CRIME then you must do the TIME! I love it when people cry about spilled milk and then come on and post about trying to elude the LAW of the LAND. Take your ticket down to your university vendor and PAY the FINE, then I would like you not to make any further posting for 3 business days.

No I did not fail elemantaries school. Thanks to you for correcting my postings. Please take the time to correct this when I say BUTTWIPES. Do not lectures someone who can speak many many more languages than you. I COMPREHENDS far more than you have forgotten in my lifetimes. Do not mess with the bulls or you may feel some horns.

WHY ARE YOU ADDING S's TO SINGULAR WORDS. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

My guess is that he's an idiots.

I had a retarded, ummmm, cognitively disabled neighbor that used to do that. Jason, is that you???

DO I LOOK LIKE JASONS? I dispelled my advise earnestly and with great tacicity and yet you are not comprehending my meanings. How many languages are you speaking? I am speaking my native languages + united states + creating my own languages which you will probably be saying one day the pledge of allegiances in. YOu + 1 language + attitudes = buttwipes.

I speak English, basic German, and I'm learning Spanish. So, go away!

When you are a manager AND have a girlfriends THEN come speak with me. Until that times learn your Spanish!

Manager of what? a cell phone kiosk in a mall? Oh, and girlfriends don't have 4 legs.

Manager in a MAJOR corporation thanks you. And how did you know my girlfriends was Taurens do you play warcrafts?

ah man....this just cries 12 year old wanting a big e-penis......


BTW, being a manager at Walmart or some supermarket does not count.

 

[BrokenVisage]

I've had a large amount of university parking tickets throughout my college career, I never paid them individually but after a certain amount of time the fee goes rght to my tuition bill anyway.