Unintentionally (or intentionally) funny store/brand names

[Bryophyte]

There's a Chinese restaurant in the next town over called the "Golden Fountain."

 

[HamburgerBoy]

We have a Kuntz Appliances here.

 

[cardiac]

Beecher, Illinois has Beecher Meats and also Beecher Tool and Die......

 

[shortylickens]

Uhohs arrives in 3.... 2..... 1.....

 

[eits]

www.expertsexchange.com

www.penisland.net

www.powergenitalia.com

www.molestationnursery.com

 

[shortylickens]

 

[eits]

http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/ <--- all-time best

 

[shortylickens]

http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/ <--- all-time best

I wish I'd known about this back when I had a ferret. He was always jumpy and twitchy.

 

[manlymatt83]

Back when I used to live in South Jersey, there was a shopping center that had "odd job", "BJs", "Dicks", "Seamans", and "Best Buy" all next to each other.

 

[BeauJangles]

There is a chain of stores in Israel called C Cup and Up.