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Unintentional trolls in life

S

Syringer

Lifer
What things in our lives troll us without even (allegedly) knowing it?

I'll start:

headphones - put them perfectly into your pocket, 5 seconds later you pull it out and it's a tangled mess

dryers - two words: sock eater

coffee tables - I swear they move on their own every time I get up and bang my knee on them
 
When the cat thinks you are getting up off the couch to feed it when you just fed the fucker 5 minutes ago.
 
I think my work got trolled in a job interview

we are a local gov't agency

a guy came in to the interview, well dressed, shirt, tie, slacks, dress shoes

and a pink mohawk(freshly dyed) and some fashion punk jewelry

during said interview, makes more than a few comments that govt workers are lazy POS's and most should be fired

to a room of gov workers

had to be a intentional troll....right?
 
Sales tax.

"Oh sweet. $299.99."

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"That'll be $313.95"
 
Wet trees. If you so much as brush up against one, an inconceivable volume of water will come crashing down upon you. It's made worse by the fact that we put trees in parking strips, so as you get out of your car, you will inadvertently trigger a deluge to rival the Biblical floods of old.

Wind. We were eating outside last night, I poured myself a lovely glass of wine, set it down and a gust of wind rose up from nowhere and knocked it over. What the hell wind?

Ketchup and mustard. If ketchup's in a glass bottle, you have to stab it with a knife to get it to move, at which point you unleash a deluge to rival a wet tree. Just what I wanted; a plate full of ketchup, possibly with food buried underneath. If ketchup and mustard are in the squeeze bottles, it's not hard to get them out, but they're always preceeded by a stream of colored water which sprays like the Trevi fountain. Condiments, y u no convenient?!
 
NikolaeVarius said:
Considering getting this because TW is the only provider where my Dorm is and i need the fastest internet possible. Is it that bad?
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Nah. TWC (for me) has actually been quite solid. I have the Road Runner with Turbo Boost, and all it does is start my downloads at about 2.5 mb/s, but then they're slowed down to 1.7 mb/s.
 
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