unholy demon spawn of DOOM

[HN]

anywho, thanks for the headsup quitbanningme; would NOT have been able to sleep not knowing.
First potato bug.
potato bug++
potato bug > HN
OMGWTFCHEEKSUCKINGDEMONFETUS!!11JUAN!

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: HN
anywho, thanks for the headsup quitbanningme; would NOT have been able to sleep not knowing.
First potato bug.
potato bug++
potato bug > HN
OMGWTFCHEEKSUCKINGDEMONFETUS!!11JUAN!

If you haven't posted again by about 12 hours from now, we'll know they got you. :Q

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: HN
anywho, thanks for the headsup quitbanningme; would NOT have been able to sleep not knowing.
First potato bug.
potato bug++
potato bug > HN
OMGWTFCHEEKSUCKINGDEMONFETUS!!11JUAN!

:beer: sleep well

 

[dug777]

crazy...

 

[Goosemaster]

dude...woah

 

[Sheepathon]

I know of another creature that is soon to overtake humanity upon development of opposable thumbs...and it's not lobsters...

 

[PrayForDeath]

Whoa, interesting information

 

[Zanix]

Q: I caught a potato bug in a field behind my house, and now its my pet. How do I sex it?
A: Just e-mail us your name and address, and we?ll notify the proper authorities about you. You should be locked up.

lmao

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Q: I caught a potato bug in a field behind my house, and now its my pet. How do I sex it?
A: Just e-mail us your name and address, and we?ll notify the proper authorities about you. You should be locked up.

lmao

:laugh:

 

[biostud]

nm

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

i splattered it with a boot

Shens. Footwear wouldn't faze that thing.

I think you are actually the bug and have taken over HN's account in an attempt to lull us into a false sense of security.

That would explain why I am getting pm's from HN saying to buy sugar cubes and place them outside my door before I go to sleep if I want to wake up again. :Q

 

[andy9o]

must...stay...awake

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: andy9o
must...stay...awake

Just another reason the breed giant insect eating frogs.

 

[DocBartend]

i wont eat another potato now

 

[ThePresence]

Make your time.

 

[jemcam]

I looks like a mole cricket. They're quite tasty too BTW. They taste like potato chips.

 

[Jawo]

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: andy9o
must...stay...awake

Just another reason the breed giant insect eating frogs.

Thanks fot the comic relief! I was getting worried!!! Saw some Stink bugs in my garden the other day...and thought they were trouble to get rid of!

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
potato bug ?

holy sht! i love you, man!
http://www.potatobugs.com/articles/images/pbug_parts.jpg

:Q

Those ain't what we call potato bugs around here........ LOL\

Is this it?

HEhehehehehehe.

 

[Cuda1447]

Holy crap I love this thread... its fear mixed with pure humour. Im laughing so hard I'm crying.






Or maybe Im crying cause Im scared?

 

[FoBoT]

is that a plastic bug and you made this up to freak us out?

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

i splattered it with a boot

Shens. Footwear wouldn't faze that thing.

I think you are actually the bug and have taken over HN's account in an attempt to lull us into a false sense of security.

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

lol

 

[Frost Byte]

You guys never seen this little ah heck?

The claws are designed for digging dirt. It's like an insect ground hog. It's not carnivorous. It eats same crap regular crickets eat.

 

[Juice Box]

that is messed up....

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: Eli
:shocked:

Move.

QFT

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Q: I have potato bugs in my vegetable garden. How can I rid myself of these pesky critters?
A: Drench your entire yard with gasoline and set it ablaze. Once the fire has burned itself out and the ground has cooled, cultivate the soil to a depth of seven feet, saturate the area with battery acid and top the surface with gasoline. After a few minutes, most of the surviving potato bugs, now irritated, will burrow up for air. Set the yard on fire again, and let it burn itself out. The remaining bugs should be crisped. Add water. Only then, and only maybe, will you rid yourself of potato bugs.

:laugh: