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Mday

Lifer
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i think it's a stupid name. it makes sense, but just stupid.

so are boxers and briefs.

and g-string, how is it a "G"

and thong, duh, where they dig that one up, pun intended.
 

Mday

Lifer
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<< It's under your outer wear. >>



what part of, it makes sense, don't you understand? is it the spaces between the words?
 

Isla

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10th grade....

I had a pair of olive green corderoy pants that I loved.

I also had a pair of panties with little blue hippos on them that I loved...

One day, in English class, cute guy says...

'Isla, blue elephants?'


Whooops! Thank God for needle and thread in the infirmary....


:eek:
 

Underwear, or the lack thereof. It's getting pretty close to wash day, my friends... I don't know if I can hold out much longer.
 

Noriaki

Lifer
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An intersting story isla...I think I missed the punchline though lol :eek:

Why is underwear a stupid name?
 

WombatWoman

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I will tell you the etymology of the word &quot;underwear&quot;. Long, long ago, when everybody ran around with uncovered bottoms, a certain Jacques Trappe invented briefs to prevent em-bare-assment. He presented a prototype of the remarkable garment to the king, who looked at them, puzzled.

&quot;Upon what part of my body does this thing fit?&quot; said the king.

Jacques whispered into the king's ear, and the king shouted &quot;Under WHERE?&quot;

And we've called it underwear ever since.
 

WombatWoman

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WW how did you get the den mother title?

I was shopping at Wal-Mart one day and found it in a bin with a bunch of other discontinued and slightly-irregular titles such as &quot;Queen Yenta of the Universe&quot;, &quot;She Who Must Be Ebayed&quot;, and &quot;Dennilfloozie&quot;. I was really tempted by that last one, but Sarah Michelle Gellar barged in and grabbed it before I could do a thing. What a bitch.
 

Isla

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nateholtrop

Stick around long enough and you will understand.

As for me, I am hoping for &quot;Muse&quot; or &quot;FlowerChild&quot; in a year's time.

Elite just isn't a word that suits me. ;)

edit: WW, ROTFL!!!!!
 

ltk007

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<< I was really tempted by that last one, but Sarah Michelle Gellar barged in and grabbed it before I could do a thing. What a bitch. >>


My money is on WW if it comes down to a catfight ;)
 

lol, yeah I could see that.

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It would be all the rage;)
 

Namuna

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I like kiddie underwears. ESPECIALLY the ones Cameron Diaz is wearing when she does the booty dance in the upcoming Charlie's Angels. YUMMY!