Understanding confused hipster doofuses who think they understand lesbianism

[JulesMaximus]

So, I do cable installation work for Time Warner in NYC and I get called out to this apartment some hipster doofus lives in with a lesbian and two other girls. Anyway, the roommates weren’t there when I got there, just the hipster doofus. He was some doughy nerdy guy who thought he was a player but in reality he probably just spends his time on the internet jerking off to porn all day. But I digress, in order to run the phone line I had to move his bed but I don’t think he remembered that he had a huge dildo under it with what looked like pubic hair and feces on it. He must have been shoving it up his rectum when one of his roommates walked in because it looked like he just threw it under the bed and forgot it was there. He turned beat red and started yammering on about how this was his lesbian roommate’s room and not his but it was pretty clear he was lying what with all the Star Wars posters on the walls, the action figures and the computer hutch over in the corner with soda cans and pizza boxes all over the place. It’s okay buddy, this is NYC, I’ve seen it all, we even have a mayor who can turn gay women straight.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Posting in a parodari thread.

 

[SlickSnake]

lesbees is hot umkay?

Not really exactly a parody post, since it's the POV of the cable guy instead.

And it's relevant since his account disputes the ops account of whose bed the hairy dildo was under.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Everything in the op is absolutely true.

 

[mmntech]

5/10. I would have left more time to really confuse everybody.

Also, what what in the butt.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

That font is messing with my head.

 

[KidNiki1]

Posting in a parodari thread.

+1 for you.

 

[ch33zw1z]

gud parity, gave me real lulz.

 

[Paratus]

+1 for you.

+2

 

[Miramonti]

Haha. 7/10, but +2 bonus points because it had to be done.

 

[ZaneNBK]

I'm going with 9/10, it's one of the few parodies that I've ever found amusing in the least. Keep posting.

 

[shortylickens]

If you wont post your thoughts in the original thread then obviously YOU dont value them highly.

If no one else is interested in your thoughts then you should take that as a fuckin clue.

 

[RossMAN]

8/10 extra point given for creative thread title

 

[BudAshes]

I'm enjoying these threads, I think its time for everyone on atot to embrace lesbianism. Mullets and subaru's for everyone, first softball game is tuesday.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Posting in a parodari thread.

:thumbsup:

 

[_Rick_]

Posting in a parodari thread.

It took me until the post right before this one for me to get it.
I must be getting old.

 

[Newell Steamer]

,... he had a huge dildo under it with what looked like pubic hair and feces on it. He must have been shoving it up his rectum when one of his roommates walked in because it looked like he just threw it under the bed and forgot it was there.

The reality; he was deep throating it - it never went into his ass.

 

[wabbitslayer]

a huge dildo under it with what looked like pubic hair and feces on it

thread is worthless without pics

 

[skimple]

Dammit. Now I have to go read that stupid thread...

 

[z1ggy]

I'm enjoying these threads, I think its time for everyone on atot to embrace lesbianism. Mullets and subaru's for everyone, first softball game is tuesday.

HEY HEY! It's subaru FORESTERS that are for the lesbians. Not imprezas. Those are for bad@$$ boi racerz and confused 30 somethings.

 

[Scotteq]

HEY HEY! It's subaru FORESTERS that are for the lesbians. Not imprezas. Those are for bad@$$ boi racerz and confused 30 somethings.

Are you referring to the infamous "I need a small station wagon, but am too insecure to admit it" crowd? :hmm:

 

[monkeydelmagico]

Are you referring to the infamous "I need a small station wagon, but am too insecure to admit it" crowd? :hmm:

There was nothing small about it! It's HUGE on the inside where it really counts.

 

[Oyeve]

Brilliant! I applaud you.