Under Minnesota state law, it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

[coldmeat]

I heard once that it's illegal to fish for trout on a giraffe's back in Idaho. Not sure if it's true or not.

 

[Nik]

Kangaroos are forbidden from procreating within Portland city limits.

 

[imported_Lothar]

Missing a very important one...

United Kingdom: It is legal to have sex at the age of 16, but illegal to watch it (pornography) until the age of 18.

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: Lothar
Missing a very important one...

United Kingdom: It is legal to have sex at the age of 16, but illegal to watch it (pornography) until the age of 18.

I'm pretty sure it's the same here in Ontario.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Under Minnesota state law, it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

As it should be...as it should be.

 

[CZroe]

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: ggnl
...
Once again the hunter produces the license, his frustration now showing. The hunter notices this and asks "Excuse me sir, can you tell me where you're from?"

So the hunter turns around, drops his trousers, bends over, and says "I don't know, you tell me."

0/10

-eleventy billion/10

wtf, I thought it was funny

He couldn't keep his characters straight. It takes extreme effort, so how did you even follow it without noticing? Or didyou think that the hunter notices his own frustration, asks himself a question, and then tells himself that he doesn't know and needs to be told? No? Well what then?

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: CZroe
He couldn't keep his characters straight. It takes extreme effort, so how did you even follow it without noticing? Or didyou think that the hunter notices his own frustration, asks himself a question, and then tells himself that he doesn't know and needs to be told? No? Well what then?

I did the unthinkable...I gave him the benefit of the doubt of getting a little mixed up, self corrected the plot gap, enjoyed the joke, laughed, moved on.

 

[Kirby]

I can't imagine all the stupid laws we have, considering we have the longest active constitution in the world.

 

[Zugzwang152]

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.

I agree. New England style clam chowder should be the only legal version.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Genx87
Dont quote me on this but I heard while attending NDSU that North Dakota still has a law on the books that makes it legal to shoot Indians if you are in a covered wagon.

Old Skool Driveby

 

[RiverDog]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
I heard once that it's illegal to fish for trout on a giraffe's back in Idaho. Not sure if it's true or not.

Yep, I got busted for that....

 

[xeemzor]

All speed limits in the united states must have a recent and accurate traffice engineer survey to be valid according to the Manual of Uniform Traffic Control Devices. Note, this only applies to roads that have directly or indirectly accepted federal money.