unbelievable ...

dug777

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While that's tragic for the kid (and the dog :(), has anyone seen "Blackadder 4 - General Hospital" where General Melchet suggested "Yes, three weeks to smoke the ah heck out! Use any method you see fit. Personally, I'd recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel, tie your suspect down on a chair, with a potty on his head, then pop his todger between two floury baps and shout, "Dinnertime, Fido!"'


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Ryan

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I remember someone posting a story about a pit bull puppy gnawing off a little boys hand a while back. Unbelievably believable, I hate to say :(
 

SlickSnake

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Gross negligence!

This is one good reason why I hate dogs. The news is filled with stories about dogs eating the lips and noses off their drunk and passed out masters, eating and chewing up dead corpses, and eating peoples kids are a favorite doggie treat.

So I guess its a no brainier that this kid will be sex changed into a girl now? Talk about screwed up for life. This is why laws banning same sex marriages are crap, too. He will be technically a male with no genitals, raised as a female, who can't marry another male. What utter government BS.

And the father needs to take the girlfriends fido outside and bash its head in with a sledge hammer. Unfortunately, the animal control guys got it first, and they will be humane about killing it. This is why all dogs belong outside in the yard, on a chain, preferably. Not in peoples houses licking them on the lips after they lick their nasty butts.

My mom had a crazy poodle once that would attack anyone that came within 10 feet of her, and attack the doors in the house if anyone walked out of it. If we had an infant in the house it would have attacked and killed it the first chance it got. And this was just a nasty small poodle.

Around my house, all the dogs spend all their time digging out from under the fences. It is almost impossible for people to keep dogs in their yards since we have a lot of sand here unless they are on a chain. So chain up your dogs, no matter what type, and save a child's life. I am serious here.
 

moshquerade

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umm.... that father and his gf should be held accountable. didn't they hear the baby crying... or most likely SCREAMING? no... cause they were in the other room fucking like rabbits and too busy to be bothered. :confused:
 
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a) Kill the dog..
b) stop blaming the dad and his gf, people are allowed to sleep! Though I'd keep a 4 month old in my bedroom, some good parents think it's a bad idea and build dependency. Gross negligence is possible, but how can we determine that by what little we've been given?
c) kill the dog... Dogs are not idiots, nor are they all the angelic creatures everyone thinks they are. Sometimes the owners are to blame, other times we're dealing with crazy, infant dick eating mother fuckers that need to be put down.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
a) Kill the dog..
b) stop blaming the dad and his gf, people are allowed to sleep! Though I'd keep a 4 month old in my bedroom, some good parents think it's a bad idea and build dependency. Gross negligence is possible, but how can we determine that by what little we've been given?
c) kill the dog... Dogs are not idiots, nor are they all the angelic creatures everyone thinks they are. Sometimes the owners are to blame, other times we're dealing with crazy, infant dick eating mother fuckers that need to be put down.

are you that naive that you think they were actually sleeping? :confused:
and if a baby is crying/screaming it should've awoken them. i think they were too busy getting busy to go check on the crying baby.
 

alien42

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Originally posted by: dug777
While that's tragic for the kid (and the dog :(), has anyone seen "Blackadder 4 - General Hospital" where General Melchet suggested "Yes, three weeks to smoke the ah heck out! Use any method you see fit. Personally, I'd recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel, tie your suspect down on a chair, with a potty on his head, then pop his todger between two floury baps and shout, "Dinnertime, Fido!"'


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"todger between two floury baps"???

i would assume a todger is a penis and two floury baps are?
 

MrChad

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Aug 22, 2001
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What an awful story. As a parent of a 4 month old, though, a couple of things stood out to me:

1. I would never leave my baby sleeping on the couch. 4 months is right around the age where kids start to move around and even roll over; leaving the kid on the couch is a terrible idea.
2. You need to properly introduce and acclimate pets to babies. Our two cats are used to the baby, and I feel comfortable letting the cats wander into the room with the baby. My mom has a small energetic dog and we are still working on the dog's behavior around the baby. I would never leave my baby alone in a room with an animal that was unfamiliar with him.

In regards to waking up. Our baby sleeps in a different room, but we leave our doors open. I'm a heavy sleeper and usually don't wake up unless he's screaming. My wife, on the other hand, will wake up when he makes the slightest noise. Nonetheless, the father in this story should have had the doors open or a baby monitor set up to ensure he could hear the baby.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: alien42
Originally posted by: dug777
While that's tragic for the kid (and the dog :(), has anyone seen "Blackadder 4 - General Hospital" where General Melchet suggested "Yes, three weeks to smoke the ah heck out! Use any method you see fit. Personally, I'd recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel, tie your suspect down on a chair, with a potty on his head, then pop his todger between two floury baps and shout, "Dinnertime, Fido!"'


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"todger between two floury baps"???

i would assume a todger is a penis and two floury baps are?

bap=bun
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: SlickSnake
This is one good reason why I hate dogs. The news is filled with stories about dogs eating the lips and noses off their drunk and passed out masters, eating and chewing up dead corpses, and eating peoples kids are a favorite doggie treat.

Hmmm....you might make a pretty decent troll. No JLGatsby, but still. Just inflammatory enough to guarantee a response, while being subtle enough that people are willing to believe that you mean it.
 

IEC

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: SlickSnake
This is one good reason why I hate dogs. The news is filled with stories about dogs eating the lips and noses off their drunk and passed out masters, eating and chewing up dead corpses, and eating peoples kids are a favorite doggie treat.

Hmmm....you might make a pretty decent troll. No JLGatsby, but still. Just inflammatory enough to guarantee a response, while being subtle enough that people are willing to believe that you mean it.

Hah, JLGatsby.

Now DVK916... that was one massive chin ;)
 

pray4mojo

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Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Gross negligence!

This is one good reason why I hate dogs. The news is filled with stories about dogs eating the lips and noses off their drunk and passed out masters, eating and chewing up dead corpses, and eating peoples kids are a favorite doggie treat.

Do you hate people too? The news is filled with stories about people who start fires, steal cars, rob banks, and kill other people.