Unbeatable Democratic ticket

[HomerJS]

Michael Bloomberg - P
Michelle Obama - VP

If they announced today nomination would be sewed(or is it sewn) up by Super Tuesday.

 

[thilanliyan]

Is Bloomberg progressive enough? Not sure some Dems would want him.

 

[dank69]

From the little I know about him Bloomberg is an asshole.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Bloomberg?

Not a chance in hell.

 

[compuwiz1]

Delusional.

 

[zinfamous]

I'd rather see Michelle on SCOTUS, maybe taking Thomas's seat.

 

[ivwshane]

Lol

I’ll pass.


But I would still vote for them over trump.

 

[ewdotson]

You could put Obama with anyone and get a good response, but I can't see any reason to think that Bloomberg would be a particularly strong candidate.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Mike Dukakis and Hilary in 2020. No worse than yours. Okay, maybe a little worse, but not a whole lot worse.

 

[CZroe]

Why would anyone vote for Nanny Bloomberg?!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I'd rather see Michelle on SCOTUS, maybe taking Thomas's seat.

Normally I’d say that would anger Republicans too much but as of a few years ago I now say great idea and fuck them. They don’t play ball with me, I’m not playing ball with them.

 

[pete6032]

Federal soda tax incoming.

 

[rommelrommel]

Are you on drugs?

 

[qliveur]

Federal soda tax incoming.

Didn't he outlaw the Big Gulp?

That's unAmerican!

 

[nakedfrog]

Didn't he outlaw the Big Gulp?

That's unAmerican!

That's right! Life, liberty, and the pursuit of diabetes!

 

[brycejones]

Delusional.

Isn't this an insult?

 

[CZroe]

Mike Dukakis and Hilary in 2020. No worse than yours. Okay, maybe a little worse, but not a whole lot worse.

John Edwards - P
Debbie Wasserman Schultz - VP

 

[brycejones]

John Edwards - P
Debbie Wasserman Schultz - VP

Hey Trump proved adultery really doesn't matter anymore.

 

[CZroe]

Hey Trump proved adultery really doesn't matter anymore.

Howard Dean - P
Chelsea Clinton - VP

 

[Moonbeam]

Any of the above would be better than Trump Pence.

 

[JSt0rm]

the powers are really worried about that wealth tax eh?

 

[qliveur]

Hey Trump proved adultery really doesn't matter anymore.

Clinton beat him to it.

 

[JSt0rm]

Clinton beat him to it.

trump proved family values doesn't matter to republicans.

 

[qliveur]

trump proved family values doesn't matter to republicans.

Fundies are hypocrites?

I'm. Shocked.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

John Edwards - P
Debbie Wasserman Schultz - VP

Oh yeah!! You do that and the Republicans will bring back Nixon and Agnew to run against them. They're even more dangerous when they're dead.