"A public service announcement from pretender." - in case the translation didn't work right, I was lazy 
I HAVE DSL. I have had it for a while, if you have been wondering.
This signature, was from my non-DSL days. However, by popular vote, I was encouraged to keep it even after I got my DSL.
I apologize for any confusion this may have caused.
In the event of a nuclear emergency, stop, drop, and cover.
Please resume your normal activities.
Thank you.
I HAVE DSL. I have had it for a while, if you have been wondering.
This signature, was from my non-DSL days. However, by popular vote, I was encouraged to keep it even after I got my DSL.
I apologize for any confusion this may have caused.
In the event of a nuclear emergency, stop, drop, and cover.
Please resume your normal activities.
Thank you.