Umm wth

BudAshes

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This doesn't seem right at all. DId he just get confused because his girlfriend is like a slightly older version of her?

NSFW obviously.
 

brandonbull

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What sick mind's first thought is that a dad is feeling his daughter up with lotion?
 

BudAshes

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ok even funnier than that is there is an add with a link to "Complimentary Billy Ray Cirus Ring Tones" LOL. I think i would have to take any cell phone and huck it into the street if i heard Billy Ray Cirus blaring from it.
 

jonks

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"Hulk Hogan to Billy Ray Cyrus: This is how you take inappropriate photos with your daughter, brotha!"

i :heart: thesuperficial
 

HannibalX

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Wow, I can see that some of you:

1.) Are sexually frustrated.

2.) Believe all physical contact is sexual.

3.) Had poor relationships with your parents.

Now put a nickel in the can.
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Wow, I can see that some of you:

1.) Are sexually frustrated.

2.) Believe all physical contact is sexual.

3.) Had poor relationships with your parents.

Now put a nickel in the can.

Did your daddy rub lotion on your ass?
 

antyler

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Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Wow, I can see that some of you:

1.) Are sexually frustrated.

2.) Believe all physical contact is sexual.

3.) Had poor relationships with your parents.

Now put a nickel in the can.

Would you let your dad rub down your butt?
 

Chiropteran

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Rub lotion on back- makes sense, it's hard to reach for a person putting sun tan lotion on, not sexually questionable.

Rub lotion on ass/legs- this question come to mind. Whats wrong with her daughters arms that she can't reach her own ass or legs?
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: BudAshes
Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Wow, I can see that some of you:

1.) Are sexually frustrated.

2.) Believe all physical contact is sexual.

3.) Had poor relationships with your parents.

Now put a nickel in the can.

Did your daddy rub lotion on your ass?

Probably taught him how to tame his dragon.
 

buck

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Originally posted by: brandonbull
What sick mind's first thought is that a dad is feeling his daughter up with lotion?

No shit, I hope some of you don't act like this IRL.