Ultimate Warrior still makes me laugh

[Phokus]

ROFL. Terrific. I just read about his stunt at UConn. He has a future as the male version of Ann Coulter. completely baths*t insane.

 

[2Dead]

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: jmebonner
I'm not real big on low brow humor, but that "Ultimate Warrior full confession Part 1" link when you get done watching the first video is hilarious.

HAHAHA that was hilarious

link

That was hilarious.

 

[Q]

Not as good as Malibu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...0&mode=related&search=

 

[BillGates]

whoa, he used to be my favorite wrestler when I was a kid but I can't remember anything about his interviews being crazy....funny stuff....

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Quintox
Not as good as Malibu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...0&mode=related&search=

I think I found his son.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BillGates
whoa, he used to be my favorite wrestler when I was a kid but I can't remember anything about his interviews being crazy....funny stuff....

WWE had a DVD about him. on it they said they would have to edit his interviews pretty heavy. they would just let him go and take the good stuff.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

You really need to read the ultimate warrior article on somethingawful.com

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Taejin
From wiki:

Beginning in May 1996, Warrior began writing with Jim Callahan and The Sharp Brothers illustrating a comic book entitled ?WARRIOR, featuring himself as the main character. The comics sold well in the first two months of their distribution, before sales plummeted and the comic was taken out of circulation in early 1997. The initial success of the comic and its ultimate failure are often attributed to the same things.

As a comic book, fans argued that WARRIOR was a failure: there were virtually no characters other than Warrior, little action, and considerably more text than the average comic (in the first issue, at least one entire page is nothing but text, with a small picture of Warrior in the corner).

The comic's most enduring issue, and the one which has received the most ridicule and is now worth the most money, is one of the final issues, which breaks away from the main storyline into a Christmas tale. The plot of the comic is hard to decipher, as it contains no dialogue, monologue, or text boxes. Inexplicably, Warrior attacks the North Pole, usurps Santa Claus' authority over the elves, and in the final frame, which gained the comic its enduring popularity, a sweaty Warrior forces Santa into bondage gear and poses beside him. The apparent sexual undertones, lack of an actual plot, and non-sequitur nature (nothing from the previous issue served to segue into the Santa attack issue) gained the comic cult popularity, especially on the internet. Though nothing sexually explicit is depicted in the comic, some fans have come to describe it as the "santa rape" issue; more commonly, it is referred to as "the one where Warrior puts Santa in bondage".

According to Warrior, six issues of the WARRIOR comic book were created, as well as a "Warrior Graphic Novel that revealed the story behind the creation of Warrior?s Comic Book Universe". However, only the first four issues of the comic were actually produced.

OMG, I want that last comic book! SANTA in BONDAGE! :shocked:

edit: LULZ! (might be a little nsfw, but nothing really explicit).

 

[middlehead]

I can't check them all here at work, but I really hope somebody linked the video where he yells QUEERIN DON'T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: Steve
http://www.somethingawful.com/...al-threat-ultimate.php

I loved that one..

"Also, from now on, I shall refer to you as "Peaches.""

 

[Syrch]

LOL now i know why i like hogan so much more brother! lol

 

[jjzelinski]

Holy motherfucker that's awesome

LOL

 

[Reckoner]

Warrior rules. I remember watching that Hogan/Warrior match as a kid. It was amazing.

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: Quintox
Not as good as Malibu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...0&mode=related&search=

"sweet"

lol

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Warrior rules. I remember watching that Hogan/Warrior match as a kid. It was amazing.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Syrch
LOL now i know why i like hogan so much more brother! lol

Heh, too bad Hogan was/is a terrible wrestler and Ultimate Warrior was a good one.

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: BillGates
whoa, he used to be my favorite wrestler when I was a kid but I can't remember anything about his interviews being crazy....funny stuff....

WWE had a DVD about him. on it they said they would have to edit his interviews pretty heavy. they would just let him go and take the good stuff.

Anybody know where I can order/download said dvd?

 

[CPA]

BTW, was that Sargeant Slaughter at about the 3:30 mark?

 

[QueBert]

that was Slaughter.

 

[Oceandevi]

I loved this guy when I was a kid.

"Dig your claws into my organs! Scratch into my tendons! Bury your anchors into my bones!

FOR the powa of da warrior will always prevaillllll....!!!! "


guy is looney

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: Syrch
LOL now i know why i like hogan so much more brother! lol

I haven't watched wrestling in years but i'd have to say that was by far the last great match the "sport" had to offer.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: Syrch

Originally posted by: Syrch
LOL now i know why i like hogan so much more brother! lol

I haven't watched wrestling in years but i'd have to say that was by far the last great match the "sport" had to offer.

Actually there have been alot of other great matches since then. The first that comes to mind is the steel cage match between the Undertaker and Mankind at (I think) Royal Rumble in (again I think) 1997. Watching Mankind take those licks from the Undertaker was incredible. He threw Mankind off of the top of the steel cage about 15 feet down onto a table. That was only one of the many tumbles that he withstood. Amazing match.