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Ultimate Warrior still makes me laugh

I'm not real big on low brow humor, but that "Ultimate Warrior full confession Part 1" link when you get done watching the first video is hilarious.
 
Originally posted by: jmebonner
I'm not real big on low brow humor, but that "Ultimate Warrior full confession Part 1" link when you get done watching the first video is hilarious.
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HAHAHA that was hilarious

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LOL Hilarious stuff. I wish there were more of his old wwf promos on youtube. "SHOULD I GO TO AFRICA AND GET TRAMPLED BY RAGING ELEPHANTS??!! SNORT!"


He's a total wacko
 
From wiki:

Beginning in May 1996, Warrior began writing with Jim Callahan and The Sharp Brothers illustrating a comic book entitled ?WARRIOR, featuring himself as the main character. The comics sold well in the first two months of their distribution, before sales plummeted and the comic was taken out of circulation in early 1997. The initial success of the comic and its ultimate failure are often attributed to the same things.

As a comic book, fans argued that WARRIOR was a failure: there were virtually no characters other than Warrior, little action, and considerably more text than the average comic (in the first issue, at least one entire page is nothing but text, with a small picture of Warrior in the corner).

The comic's most enduring issue, and the one which has received the most ridicule and is now worth the most money, is one of the final issues, which breaks away from the main storyline into a Christmas tale. The plot of the comic is hard to decipher, as it contains no dialogue, monologue, or text boxes. Inexplicably, Warrior attacks the North Pole, usurps Santa Claus' authority over the elves, and in the final frame, which gained the comic its enduring popularity, a sweaty Warrior forces Santa into bondage gear and poses beside him. The apparent sexual undertones, lack of an actual plot, and non-sequitur nature (nothing from the previous issue served to segue into the Santa attack issue) gained the comic cult popularity, especially on the internet. Though nothing sexually explicit is depicted in the comic, some fans have come to describe it as the "santa rape" issue; more commonly, it is referred to as "the one where Warrior puts Santa in bondage".

According to Warrior, six issues of the WARRIOR comic book were created, as well as a "Warrior Graphic Novel that revealed the story behind the creation of Warrior?s Comic Book Universe". However, only the first four issues of the comic were actually produced.
 
You guys are just realizing now that Warrior is crazy? I think I knew that in the 4th grade. 😕

Some friends and I discovered his website back in like, 1998, before he came back to WCW for that terrible feud with Hulk Hogan. His website was so psychotic that it was hilarious, and a couple of his phrases made their way into our regular back and forth dialog. He described the creation of his website as his time "to do something ultimate, or Warrior" and "my warriors should feast upon the knowledge that I bestow upon them. Eat, Warrior, eat!"

So now whenever we do something cool, we are doing something ultimate, or Warrior. And whenever someone says they're going to eat dinner, someone else replies with, "Eat, Warrior, eat!" in an Ultimate Warrior voice. It's hilarious.
 
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