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Ulimate way to keep a bike 100% safe forever even when going inside stores for 6 hours or more?

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What in your opinion is the ulimate way to keep a bike 100% safe forever even when going inside stores for 6 hours +? Seeing if anyone else knows the solution as well.


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a bunch of chains and locks wrapped around a rotating, smiling, waving clown.

oh wait, that was pee-wee's big adventure. and it didnt work for him either.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Take it in with you and lock it to your ankle.
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How do you know the store will allow you to take the bike in with you? Plus how will you get into a store that has very tight spaces ?

What about going on a airplane, train, or bus?
 
Chains, dogs, etc won't keep a bike safe. Not even insurance. Remember you have to always be 1 step ahead of thiefs.
 
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Take it in with you and lock it to your ankle.
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How do you know the store will allow you to take the bike in with you? Plus how will you get into a store that has very tight spaces ?

What about going on a airplane, train, or bus?
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Cut it into very small pieces and put it in your carry on.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Take it in with you and lock it to your ankle.
Click to expand...

How do you know the store will allow you to take the bike in with you? Plus how will you get into a store that has very tight spaces ?

What about going on a airplane, train, or bus?
Click to expand...

Cut it into very small pieces and put it in your carry on.
Click to expand...

You will need a welder as your other carry on.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Take it in with you and lock it to your ankle.
Click to expand...

How do you know the store will allow you to take the bike in with you? Plus how will you get into a store that has very tight spaces ?

What about going on a airplane, train, or bus?
Click to expand...

Cut it into very small pieces and put it in your carry on.
Click to expand...

Nevermind but still.
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Take it in with you and lock it to your ankle.
Click to expand...

How do you know the store will allow you to take the bike in with you? Plus how will you get into a store that has very tight spaces ?

What about going on a airplane, train, or bus?
Click to expand...

Cut it into very small pieces and put it in your carry on.
Click to expand...

You will need a welder as your other carry on.
Click to expand...

I rent one when I get where I am going.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Take it in with you and lock it to your ankle.
Click to expand...

How do you know the store will allow you to take the bike in with you? Plus how will you get into a store that has very tight spaces ?

What about going on a airplane, train, or bus?
Click to expand...

Cut it into very small pieces and put it in your carry on.
Click to expand...

You will need a welder as your other carry on.
Click to expand...

I rent one when I get where I am going.
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Won't that take a long time and make the bike never look the same again and you will have to do it more than once.
 
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Take it in with you and lock it to your ankle.
Click to expand...

How do you know the store will allow you to take the bike in with you? Plus how will you get into a store that has very tight spaces ?

What about going on a airplane, train, or bus?
Click to expand...

Cut it into very small pieces and put it in your carry on.
Click to expand...

How will you beable to use it again then? Thats pointless.
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Well, that's the point. If you think it's pointless, surely the thieves won't be bothered. You should ideally staple the pieces to yourself just in case you encounter a crafty thief.
 
Yes but how is this a good way? It really isn't. It requires you to rent something.

Its better to have a way where its free not have to rent something.

There always solutions to free as in not having to do it over and over again just buying something once.
 
Originally posted by: imtim83

Won't that take a long time and make the bike never look the same again and you will have to do it more than once.
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No, not if you have a bike made of magnetic, radioactive special metal. It will reassemble itself if the temperature is above 47.2 degrees farenheit.
 
Originally posted by: imtim83
Yes but how is this a good way? It really isn't. It requires you to rent something.

Its better to have a way where its free not have to rent something.

There always solutions to free as in not having to do it over and over again just buying something once.
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True, but if you contact the justice league, they will not charge you for the welder.
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: imtim83

Won't that take a long time and make the bike never look the same again and you will have to do it more than once.
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No, not if you have a bike made of magnetic, radioactive special metal. It will reassemble itself if the temperature is above 47.2 degrees farenheit.
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Yes but how much would a bike made out of that cost and weight for the most part? I bet not cheap. Like $20,000.



 
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Did kryptonite ever fix that problem with teh bic pens and their locks?
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Lol, by changing the size of the lock cyl. You just need to find a different pen.
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: imtim83
Yes but how is this a good way? It really isn't. It requires you to rent something.

Its better to have a way where its free not have to rent something.

There always solutions to free as in not having to do it over and over again just buying something once.
Click to expand...

True, but if you contact the justice league, they will not charge you for the welder.
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Whats the justice league and why will they not charge you for a welder?

What if you don't know how to weld?

 
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: imtim83

Won't that take a long time and make the bike never look the same again and you will have to do it more than once.
Click to expand...

No, not if you have a bike made of magnetic, radioactive special metal. It will reassemble itself if the temperature is above 47.2 degrees farenheit.
Click to expand...

Yes but how much would a bike made out of that cost and weight for the most part? I bet not cheap. Like $20,000.
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Most models are above $20,000, but the best one is only $19.99 if you call within the next 50 years.
 
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