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Uhoh, my neighbor just caught me masturbating

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mizzou

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I am sitting at my computer desk, and I have this big picture window that goes outside and you can see the neighbors house like 10 feet away.

Anyway, my kitty is sitting in my lap right between my legs on my big comfy leather computer chair and she's all cozy and so I'm just methodically petting her, putting her to sleep and trolling the forums.

I see something out of my left eye, I glance over, and my neighbor looked shocked and then immediately turned away and pretended he was grabbing for something in his yard, which of course there is absolutely nothing but grass, and then walked away.

I think he was going to tap on the window to say hi.


Anyway, I think he thought I was masturbating.

So...how can I play this off. I'm thinking about calling him and saying "Hey, I just saw you out my window, you want to come over and give me a hand? I could use some help with something"
 
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Inform said person you were petting your pussy and see what his reaction is when you ask if he wants to join in.
 
Just start whacking off while you face the window. Then when he walks by the window and sees you whacking off, you can explain to him that you weren't whacking off the first time because you only do so while you observe the outside world. I think he'll be more likely to buy the story, then, since you'll have provided him with evidence that conflicts his original impression.
 
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