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Uh oh landlords daughter moving in next door

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DisgruntledVirus

Lifer
I have yet to see her, but he told me she is moving in at the end of the month and will be opening up the pool (landlord owns my house and neighboring house obviously, the other one has a pool). If shes hot is it okay to get with my landlords daughter or is it like work where I shouldn't?

Granted it depends on if shes hot or not...

I'll post pics if she is with him today (he is going to the neighboring house to look at it or something)....
 
it's not like it's your best friend's sister or something. who gives a shit and bang that bitch 6 ways to sunday.




Nice talk Pepsi90919. You know about second accounts don't you???
Add another month off to your two weeks.

esquared
Anandtech Senior Moderator
 
In the Memo line of your next rent check, write "BTW, your daughter is a lioness in the sack."

 
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
I have yet to see her, but he told me she is moving in at the end of the month and will be opening up the pool (landlord owns my house and neighboring house obviously, the other one has a pool). If shes hot is it okay to get with my landlords daughter or is it like work where I shouldn't?

Granted it depends on if shes hot or not...

I'll post pics if she is with him today (he is going to the neighboring house to look at it or something)....
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What makes you think you can?
 
We totally need pics here. This thread fails without them.
Of she's a wolverine then you should probably stay away regardless.
If she's a fox I recommend being discreet. Found out a long time ago that an angry landlord can make you miserable even of you dont break the rules. You upset his little princess and life will be hard.

Thats why I am not keen on meeting family, no matter how far the relationship has gone. If you piss off the girl you risk the ire of the relatives.
 
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Oh yeah and he said "you two will get along great"

Is he trying to hook me up with his daughter?
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The problem is, if she's hot she won't need need people to be hooking her up with guys.
 
This is how the scenario(s) could possibly go.

#1: Said girl moves in, shes impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off but she isn't having any part of that.
You end up pining for the girls affection. This leads to you totally creeping her out. This reflects poorly upon you in the eyes of your landlord.
Your desperate love letter to her is returned by certified mail with an eviction notice.

#2: Said girl moves in, she's still impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off and succeed! You end up dating the girl, life is good.
Time goes on and as relationships go she starts pushing for more commitment and you're not having any part of that.
She gets all psycho on you as her heart is unrepairably broken. This reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
Her desperate love letter is returned by you with only with next months rent check. This letter is then returned to you by ceritifed mail with an eviction notice.

#3: Said girl moves in, she's impossibly fugly. She tries to hit it off you with, but you're not having any part of that.
She becomes obsessed with you, pining for your affection. Unknowingly you break this girls heart. Once again this reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
You receive a daily love letter from the girl, after months of this you stop opening them. Unbeknownst to you one of the letters is actually an eviction notice.
Shortly after that Mr. Landlord and the local sheriff is there to order the removal of you and your belongings from the property. For good measure the girl kicks you in the balls.

#4: Said girl moves in, again she is impossibly beautiful. Unfortunately for you she has a fiancee already, and he is large and adept at crushing skulls.
You try to play it cool and slowly win this girl over with your dashing good looks and unparalled charm. You end up pining after the girl's affection, though you know she is beginning to dig you. A situation arises where the girl and her bf are at odds and she comes to you for consolation as you are considered to be in the "friend zone". Consolation slowly moves into stimulation and your adulterous relationship is at last consummated. Girl realizes her mistake and tells all to skull crushing boyfriend. Boyfriend pays you a visit, your skull is crushed and notice of eviction served.

So in the end all possible scenarios lead to your eviction.
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
This is how the scenario(s) could possibly go.

#1: Said girl moves in, shes impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off but she isn't having any part of that.
You end up pining for the girls affection. This leads to you totally creeping her out. This reflects poorly upon you in the eyes of your landlord.
Your desperate love letter to her is returned by certified mail with an eviction notice.

#2: Said girl moves in, she's still impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off and succeed! You end up dating the girl, life is good.
Time goes on and as relationships go she starts pushing for more commitment and you're not having any part of that.
She gets all psycho on you as her heart is unrepairably broken. This reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
Her desperate love letter is returned by you with only with next months rent check. This letter is then returned to you by ceritifed mail with an eviction notice.

#3: Said girl moves in, she's impossibly fugly. She tries to hit it off you with, but you're not having any part of that.
She becomes obsessed with you, pining for your affection. Unknowingly you break this girls heart. Once again this reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
You receive a daily love letter from the girl, after months of this you stop opening them. Unbeknownst to you one of the letters is actually an eviction notice.
Shortly after that Mr. Landlord and the local sheriff is there to order the removal of you and your belongings from the property. For good measure the girl kicks you in the balls.

#4: Said girl moves in, again she is impossibly beautiful. Unfortunately for you she has a fiancee already, and he is large and adept at crushing skulls.
You try to play it cool and slowly win this girl over with your dashing good looks and unparalled charm. You end up pining after the girl's affection, though you know she is beginning to dig you. A situation arises where the girl and her bf are at odds and she comes to you for consolation as you are considered to be in the "friend zone". Consolation slowly moves into stimulation and your adulterous relationship is at last consummated. Girl realizes her mistake and tells all to skull crushing boyfriend. Boyfriend pays you a visit, your skull is crushed and notice of eviction served.

So in the end all possible scenarios lead to your eviction.
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The truth has been spoken.
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
This is how the scenario(s) could possibly go.

Boyfriend pays you a visit, your skull is crushed and notice of eviction served.

So in the end all possible scenarios lead to your eviction.
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Somhow I feel that being evicted would be among the least of his concerns!

 
Originally posted by: SampSon
This is how the scenario(s) could possibly go.

#1: Said girl moves in, shes impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off but she isn't having any part of that.
You end up pining for the girls affection. This leads to you totally creeping her out. This reflects poorly upon you in the eyes of your landlord.
Your desperate love letter to her is returned by certified mail with an eviction notice.

#2: Said girl moves in, she's still impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off and succeed! You end up dating the girl, life is good.
Time goes on and as relationships go she starts pushing for more commitment and you're not having any part of that.
She gets all psycho on you as her heart is unrepairably broken. This reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
Her desperate love letter is returned by you with only with next months rent check. This letter is then returned to you by ceritifed mail with an eviction notice.

#3: Said girl moves in, she's impossibly fugly. She tries to hit it off you with, but you're not having any part of that.
She becomes obsessed with you, pining for your affection. Unknowingly you break this girls heart. Once again this reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
You receive a daily love letter from the girl, after months of this you stop opening them. Unbeknownst to you one of the letters is actually an eviction notice.
Shortly after that Mr. Landlord and the local sheriff is there to order the removal of you and your belongings from the property. For good measure the girl kicks you in the balls.

#4: Said girl moves in, again she is impossibly beautiful. Unfortunately for you she has a fiancee already, and he is large and adept at crushing skulls.
You try to play it cool and slowly win this girl over with your dashing good looks and unparalled charm. You end up pining after the girl's affection, though you know she is beginning to dig you. A situation arises where the girl and her bf are at odds and she comes to you for consolation as you are considered to be in the "friend zone". Consolation slowly moves into stimulation and your adulterous relationship is at last consummated. Girl realizes her mistake and tells all to skull crushing boyfriend. Boyfriend pays you a visit, your skull is crushed and notice of eviction served.

So in the end all possible scenarios lead to your eviction.
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fez up, you work for a japanese hentai game company and work out the branching and responses right?
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
This is how the scenario(s) could possibly go.

#1: Said girl moves in, shes impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off but she isn't having any part of that.
You end up pining for the girls affection. This leads to you totally creeping her out. This reflects poorly upon you in the eyes of your landlord.
Your desperate love letter to her is returned by certified mail with an eviction notice.

#2: Said girl moves in, she's still impossibly beautiful. You try to hit it off and succeed! You end up dating the girl, life is good.
Time goes on and as relationships go she starts pushing for more commitment and you're not having any part of that.
She gets all psycho on you as her heart is unrepairably broken. This reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
Her desperate love letter is returned by you with only with next months rent check. This letter is then returned to you by ceritifed mail with an eviction notice.

#3: Said girl moves in, she's impossibly fugly. She tries to hit it off you with, but you're not having any part of that.
She becomes obsessed with you, pining for your affection. Unknowingly you break this girls heart. Once again this reflects poorly on you in the eyes of your landlord.
You receive a daily love letter from the girl, after months of this you stop opening them. Unbeknownst to you one of the letters is actually an eviction notice.
Shortly after that Mr. Landlord and the local sheriff is there to order the removal of you and your belongings from the property. For good measure the girl kicks you in the balls.

#4: Said girl moves in, again she is impossibly beautiful. Unfortunately for you she has a fiancee already, and he is large and adept at crushing skulls.
You try to play it cool and slowly win this girl over with your dashing good looks and unparalled charm. You end up pining after the girl's affection, though you know she is beginning to dig you. A situation arises where the girl and her bf are at odds and she comes to you for consolation as you are considered to be in the "friend zone". Consolation slowly moves into stimulation and your adulterous relationship is at last consummated. Girl realizes her mistake and tells all to skull crushing boyfriend. Boyfriend pays you a visit, your skull is crushed and notice of eviction served.

So in the end all possible scenarios lead to your eviction.
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And the winner is.... Option 4

Well the start of it... girl+bf/husband dude....

she isn't that good looking either, and is like 30....
 
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