Uh oh, I think I started a family feud

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: venkman
ok, then how is she un-related to you?

She's my wife's brother's wife.

Does he know she's going out and screwing other guys? Because dropping that bomb would have been a lot better than the beer goggles comment.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: venkman
ok, then how is she un-related to you?

She's my wife's brother's wife.

Does he know she's going out and screwing other guys? Because dropping that bomb would have been a lot better than the beer goggles comment.

yes, clarification please

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: venkman
ok, then how is she un-related to you?

She's my wife's brother's wife.

Does he know she's going out and screwing other guys? Because dropping that bomb would have been a lot better than the beer goggles comment.

yes, clarification please

Yes he does. Here's the ugly situation:

-He got her knocked up at 18, then again at 19

-They lived lived in poverty for about 10 years after that

-They had a violent relationship the whole time- mostly her going after him, then threatening if he touched her her redneck brothers will mess him up (and they would- they have a pickup truck AND shotguns)

-They split up for 3 months, during which time he knocked up another girl

-They got back together and are raising the 3rd child (the mother ditched him)

-She goes out every weekend and gets trashed (she's now in her mid-30's). He can't care less, but he can't leave her until the kids are all 18 as she'll ream him with child support.

It's a Jerry Springer situation and my brother in law isn't a bad guy at all- he's just been beaten down his whole life and he's not smart enough to know how to handle it (and I don't mean "makes bad choices smart", I mean IQ of a stick of butter smart).

That's that. I'll be home in 90 minutes.

 

[venkman]

Wow! Double Thumbs up for owning her after that story!

 

[Newfie]

Hahaha nice!! I can't wait for the update

 

[rockyct]

you better have an update within 2 hours

 

[xcript]

:laugh: That's great.

 

[n7]

Haha, very nice

 

[ranmaniac]

This sounds like a Southwest Airlines commercial where you need to get away.

 

[KLin]

<Richard Dawson>Name a person who's a pear shaped jobless skank.
<Fritzo>My sister-in-law
<Richard Dawson> Show me Fritzo's Sister-In-Law!!!
<board> DING
<Richard Dawson> #1 answer!!!

/family feud

 

[Skeeedunt]

:laugh:

Let this also serve as a PSA to people who put you on speakerphone without warning.

 

[summit]

vasectomy?

 

[Anubis]

legendary

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: KLin
<Richard Dawson>Name a person who's a pear shaped jobless skank.
<Fritzo>My sister-in-law
<Richard Dawson> Show me Fritzo's Sister-In-Law!!!
<board> DING
<Richard Dawson> #1 answer!!!

/family feud

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/richarddawson.jpg

 

[TitanDiddly]

Marked.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: KLin
<Richard Dawson>Name a person who's a pear shaped jobless skank.
<Fritzo>My sister-in-law
<Richard Dawson> Show me Fritzo's Sister-In-Law!!!
<board> DING
<Richard Dawson> #1 answer!!!

/family feud

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/richarddawson.jpg

That's Richard on Match Game, not Family Feud Richard.

Anyway, the update is a bit disappointing:

I got home and asked how the rest of the evening went. Basically after I hung up, the wench went on a tirade of how everyone think's she's super hot and some 50 year old guy wants her to go live in Florida with him, blah blah blah. It looks like she could care less about what I said. It fazed her about as much as every diet book she's ever read.

This woman is such an epic bitch that she was predicted by Nostradamus. I'm glad I only see her 3 times a year.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: KLin
<Richard Dawson>Name a person who's a pear shaped jobless skank.
<Fritzo>My sister-in-law
<Richard Dawson> Show me Fritzo's Sister-In-Law!!!
<board> DING
<Richard Dawson> #1 answer!!!

/family feud

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/richarddawson.jpg

That's Richard on Match Game, not Family Feud Richard.

Richard on Match Game > Richard on Family Feud

 

[ric0chet06]

that is some serious ownage the that sister-out-law's part. ouch!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: KLin
<Richard Dawson>Name a person who's a pear shaped jobless skank.
<Fritzo>My sister-in-law
<Richard Dawson> Show me Fritzo's Sister-In-Law!!!
<board> DING
<Richard Dawson> #1 answer!!!

/family feud

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/richarddawson.jpg

That's Richard on Match Game, not Family Feud Richard.

Anyway, the update is a bit disappointing:

I got home and asked how the rest of the evening went. Basically after I hung up, the wench went on a tirade of how everyone think's she's super hot and some 50 year old guy wants her to go live in Florida with him, blah blah blah. It looks like she could care less about what I said. It fazed her about as much as every diet book she's ever read.

This woman is such an epic bitch that she was predicted by Nostradamus. I'm glad I only see her 3 times a year.

Predicted by Nostradamus. LMAO :laugh:

 

[Aharami]

thread of the year

 

[pyonir]

hahahaha...that's awesome.

 

[EvilYoda]

Alright, the Mimi picture did it for me. so. wrong.

 

[brownzilla786]

haha awesome

 

[Rike]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: KLin
<Richard Dawson>Name a person who's a pear shaped jobless skank.
<Fritzo>My sister-in-law
<Richard Dawson> Show me Fritzo's Sister-In-Law!!!
<board> DING
<Richard Dawson> #1 answer!!!

/family feud

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/richarddawson.jpg

That's Richard on Match Game, not Family Feud Richard.

Anyway, the update is a bit disappointing:

I got home and asked how the rest of the evening went. Basically after I hung up, the wench went on a tirade of how everyone think's she's super hot and some 50 year old guy wants her to go live in Florida with him, blah blah blah. It looks like she could care less about what I said. It fazed her about as much as every diet book she's ever read.

This woman is such an epic bitch that she was predicted by Nostradamus. I'm glad I only see her 3 times a year.

:beer: to OP for update as promised.

-3 to sister outlaw for being too dumb to see the flabby truth.

+10 to OP for Nostradamus comment and for posting a serious thread of the year contender. :laugh:

 

[Old Hippie]

+10 to OP for Nostradamus comment and for posting a serious thread of the year contender.

I'll second that emotion! :thumbsup: