- Jan 3, 2001
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My wife called me at work (it's her 40th birthday today!). I felt bad that I had to work tonight, so I was talking about where I would take her tomorrow. She mentioned that she was at her mom's house and the whole family was over. My sister-out-law was over and bragging about how when she goes out, she only has to buy the first round of drinks, then everyone buys for her.
Now, my sister-out-law is a pear shaped jobless skank that goes out every weekend and screws drunk guys in bars, then comes home and mentally tortures my brother-in-law for the rest of the week.
So anyway, I heard her say that "I only have to buy the first round" comment, then I said "Yeah, she has to buy the first round because everyone has to have beer goggles for her to look good."
I then hear a loud "F*** HIM!", and then my wife informs me that I was on speakerphone.
I can't wait to get home to hear the aftermath
Update: Uhoh, the wench is going to be at Easter dinner tomorrow. I just learned that while her 18 y.o. son was out of town she filled out his tax return and had the money deposited to her account because she said "He owed her rent for living at home."
So...she committed a federal crime by forging her son's signature. This ought to be interesting.
Update II The wench was at dinner and I didn't say much to her- she pretty much ran her own show. The subject of her filling out her son's tax return while he was out of town and having the refund deposited into her account came up. She went instantly defensive and started screaming something out how he owes her all this money for "rent", a cell phone bill (HER cell phone bill, not his. Her son's bill is paid up, her bill is $300 and past due), and some other crazy charges.
My father-in-law mentioned that she can't legally forge his name on his tax return, and she replied that she CAN legally sign his name to anything because he lives at home (Wow! Them trailer parks must have awesome legal schools!)
I think she's bi-polar or something- normal people don't act like this.
Now, my sister-out-law is a pear shaped jobless skank that goes out every weekend and screws drunk guys in bars, then comes home and mentally tortures my brother-in-law for the rest of the week.
So anyway, I heard her say that "I only have to buy the first round" comment, then I said "Yeah, she has to buy the first round because everyone has to have beer goggles for her to look good."
I then hear a loud "F*** HIM!", and then my wife informs me that I was on speakerphone.
I can't wait to get home to hear the aftermath
Update: Uhoh, the wench is going to be at Easter dinner tomorrow. I just learned that while her 18 y.o. son was out of town she filled out his tax return and had the money deposited to her account because she said "He owed her rent for living at home."
So...she committed a federal crime by forging her son's signature. This ought to be interesting.
Update II The wench was at dinner and I didn't say much to her- she pretty much ran her own show. The subject of her filling out her son's tax return while he was out of town and having the refund deposited into her account came up. She went instantly defensive and started screaming something out how he owes her all this money for "rent", a cell phone bill (HER cell phone bill, not his. Her son's bill is paid up, her bill is $300 and past due), and some other crazy charges.
My father-in-law mentioned that she can't legally forge his name on his tax return, and she replied that she CAN legally sign his name to anything because he lives at home (Wow! Them trailer parks must have awesome legal schools!)
I think she's bi-polar or something- normal people don't act like this.
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