DISCLAIMER: I in no way endorse stupidity; I hate it. I do not blame people for getting upset when someone says 'is' instead of 'are', or when some asswipe can't manage to put together a coherent sentence; if you can't manage to friggin speak your own damn language, maybe you should keep your pie-whole shut?! Also, in a formal setting, you're shit better be on point; don't turn a proposal into your boss that is laden with typo's, that's just sloppy.
.....but.....
To all of you out there who seem to think you're better than others because you know when to use "then" or "than", "who" or "whom", or the proper location/usage of an apostrophe...piss off! Welcome to the internet; maybe you've never been on AIM, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN Messenger, Skype, various forums, a Lolcatz website, chat rooms, Pidgeon, or whatever form of digital communication you bloody well please, but the rest of us have! It's called shorthand, and every generation has it's own form. Were you able to understand what the author was saying? Yes, i'm sure you did, unless you occupy your time talking to utter retards, which means either A) you work with the handicapped and i applaud you, or, B) you need a new fucking hobby. Why is it neccessary for you to correct my usage of the word 'affect'...."hurhur you mean 'effect' don't you?!? hurhur".
If you have time to worry about the way people spell/grammartize (oh, that's right, i just made up a word, does that burn your soul??) their publishings, you obviously are not focusing enough on the things that actually do matter, like: starving populations, wars, climate change, tanking economies, rising # of homeless families, child abuse, pet abuse, spousal abuse, political corruption, etc. etc. Attacking the nerds of the intarweb universe for forgetting a bloody comma does not make you a god damn moral crusader, it does not mean that you are smarter than them, and it certainly does nothing to increase the size of your e-penis. In fact, it makes you look like a slobbery twat who has nothing better to do, and since you wasted your time inspecting what you just read to make sure it falls in line with what Mr. Webster says, you probably missed the fucking point of the whole thing anyway.
Go ahead, comment away smarty-fucking-pants, see what good it does. As you yourself have probably pointed out at some point during your miserable existance that serves to do nothing but waste perfectly good oxygen, "hurhur no one knows how to write properly anymore hurhur". Which, yes, to some extent may be true, but did you ever stop and think (which right there, i already know the answer is 'no') that: A) when someone is posting on a forum, they probably do not consider themselves the next Billy fucking Shakespear and that they probably aren't proof reading it as if it was the Declaration of Independence, and, B) if they don't know grammar, your corrections are going to fly over the top of their pin-sized head anyway!??!
Take solace in the fact that you are among the few who yes, know how to speak/write in a 'proper' manner. Congrats, how far did that get you in life?? (unless you're a book editor, in which case you still didn't make it very far) Do the rest of us a favor who don't normally have the time/energy to waste on such a pointless endeavor tho, and SHOVE IT.
Love,
Bu
.....but.....
To all of you out there who seem to think you're better than others because you know when to use "then" or "than", "who" or "whom", or the proper location/usage of an apostrophe...piss off! Welcome to the internet; maybe you've never been on AIM, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN Messenger, Skype, various forums, a Lolcatz website, chat rooms, Pidgeon, or whatever form of digital communication you bloody well please, but the rest of us have! It's called shorthand, and every generation has it's own form. Were you able to understand what the author was saying? Yes, i'm sure you did, unless you occupy your time talking to utter retards, which means either A) you work with the handicapped and i applaud you, or, B) you need a new fucking hobby. Why is it neccessary for you to correct my usage of the word 'affect'...."hurhur you mean 'effect' don't you?!? hurhur".
If you have time to worry about the way people spell/grammartize (oh, that's right, i just made up a word, does that burn your soul??) their publishings, you obviously are not focusing enough on the things that actually do matter, like: starving populations, wars, climate change, tanking economies, rising # of homeless families, child abuse, pet abuse, spousal abuse, political corruption, etc. etc. Attacking the nerds of the intarweb universe for forgetting a bloody comma does not make you a god damn moral crusader, it does not mean that you are smarter than them, and it certainly does nothing to increase the size of your e-penis. In fact, it makes you look like a slobbery twat who has nothing better to do, and since you wasted your time inspecting what you just read to make sure it falls in line with what Mr. Webster says, you probably missed the fucking point of the whole thing anyway.
Go ahead, comment away smarty-fucking-pants, see what good it does. As you yourself have probably pointed out at some point during your miserable existance that serves to do nothing but waste perfectly good oxygen, "hurhur no one knows how to write properly anymore hurhur". Which, yes, to some extent may be true, but did you ever stop and think (which right there, i already know the answer is 'no') that: A) when someone is posting on a forum, they probably do not consider themselves the next Billy fucking Shakespear and that they probably aren't proof reading it as if it was the Declaration of Independence, and, B) if they don't know grammar, your corrections are going to fly over the top of their pin-sized head anyway!??!
Take solace in the fact that you are among the few who yes, know how to speak/write in a 'proper' manner. Congrats, how far did that get you in life?? (unless you're a book editor, in which case you still didn't make it very far) Do the rest of us a favor who don't normally have the time/energy to waste on such a pointless endeavor tho, and SHOVE IT.
Love,
Bu
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