Uh. Computer bench != chair

EyeMWing

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Some fvcktards just sat on the benches we have built into the wall here with 10 comptuers on top of them. 4 brand new Dell workstations just took a 5 foot drop. BRB, making it VERY clear that they is responsible for any damages, plus the replacement of the bench.

Sorry, no pics, no time.
 

DurocShark

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Nice.
rolleye.gif
 

kuk

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Take some pics.
Not for us, but for proof.


Well, we would enjoy the pics too. :D
 

EyeMWing

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In tech ed room at a high school. Pics will be handled next period, and I have to go to stats. I'll see if I can't get copies tommorrow.
 

BennyD

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Originally posted by: djheater
They != smart.

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?
 

maziwanka

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Originally posted by: BennyD
Originally posted by: djheater
They != smart.

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?

as if using != for not is bad enough, now we have this.

score

 

BennyD

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Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: BennyD
Originally posted by: djheater
They != smart.

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?

as if using != for not is bad enough, now we have this.

score

i do my best ;)

 

Mr N8

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Originally posted by: BennyD
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: BennyD
Originally posted by: djheater
They != smart.

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?

as if using != for not is bad enough, now we have this.

score

i do my best ;)

Heh, I always hated math. That gave me a headache, but it was good. :)
 

BennyD

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Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Originally posted by: BennyD
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: BennyD
Originally posted by: djheater
They != smart.

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?

as if using != for not is bad enough, now we have this.

score

i do my best ;)

Heh, I always hated math. That gave me a headache, but it was good. :)

first person gets it get a cookie :D
 

notfred

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Why wouldn't someone sit on a bench? It's a bench! Are they supposed to know you have the world's crappiest benches and they're not supposed to sit on them because they will break?
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: notfred
Why wouldn't someone sit on a bench? It's a bench! Are they supposed to know you have the world's crappiest benches and they're not supposed to sit on them because they will break?

Work tables are often CALLED "benches."
 

alkemyst

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I blame construction.....

Most tables will likely be used at some point to sit or stand on....

I have worked on similar wall desks that had the PC sliding into me when it partially collapsed. In some banks I went to I saw remains of pooly built setups like this too (a couple boards attached to the wall and ton of drywall damage :) ).

good luck with it.
 

WinkOsmosis

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Computer bench?? WTF? I thought this was some kind of bench you sit on to work on a computer. Don't call it a bench if it's not a bench. Call it a workbench or a table.
 

MichaelD

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I was perusing your fine thread, feeling badly for the innocent computers, when I happened upon BennyD's response:

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?

I was so...flabbergasted by this display of geekness that i was compelled to quote him.

Congrats, BennyD! You get a cookie. :gift:<--cookie in the box, sig below
 

BennyD

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
I was perusing your fine thread, feeling badly for the innocent computers, when I happened upon BennyD's response:

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?

I was so...flabbergasted by this display of geekness that i was compelled to quote him.

Congrats, BennyD! You get a cookie. :gift:<--cookie in the box, sig below

wow, i'm famous

or should i say:

M=sig((TH^S)*((S(blan)/4)+IIF(M>7,"Hit It",x/7)-(-1*X) ;)
 

Amorphus

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Originally posted by: BennyD
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I was perusing your fine thread, feeling badly for the innocent computers, when I happened upon BennyD's response:

i think it needs a bit more than that:

Constants: T = They, S = Smart (boolean), H = Hell, W = Wood, P = pig

IF T=S Then H=State(W) & P.Ycoord++ Else T=(S^2)

know what i mean?

I was so...flabbergasted by this display of geekness that i was compelled to quote him.

Congrats, BennyD! You get a cookie. :gift:<--cookie in the box, sig below

wow, i'm famous

or should i say:

M=sig((TH^S)*((S(blan)/4)+IIF(M>7,"Hit It",x/7)-(-1*X) ;)

you dork!
 

slag

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Some fvcktards just sat on the benches we have built into the wall here with 10 comptuers on top of them. 4 brand new Dell workstations just took a 5 foot drop. BRB, making it VERY clear that they is responsible for any damages, plus the replacement of the bench.

Sorry, no pics, no time.

oh no, not brand new comptuers..

BTW, wtf is a comptuer?