Ugly People (a joke)

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Harleydragonlady

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LOL That was a cute one. Heard this the other day and it made me chuckle....of course no offense intended to the Polish audience...I'm Polish myself

There was a German, an Italian and a Polack on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hanged
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the first week they ask the German and he says, "Shoot me right in the head." So they take him out by the firing squad and bang he's dead.

The next week comes and they ask the Italian and he says, "Just hang me." So they prepare the gallows, put a hood over his head, and hang him.

The next week they go to the Polack and he chuckles and says, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." So they give him the shot, and the Polack falls down laughing.

The guards look at each other and wonder what is wrong with this guy. The Polack just sits down on the floor and laughs even harder...."Give me another one
of those shots," he says. So the Guards look at the Warden, who was getting pissed, and the Warden nods his head yes. So the Guards get another syringe and give him another shot. Now he's laughing so hard, tears are rolling down his face and he's doubled over. Finally the Warden yells, "What the f**k is wrong with you!??"
The Polack wipes away some tears and replies, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!!
 
Zim Hosein

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Harleydragonlady
LOL That was a cute one. Heard this the other day and it made me chuckle....of course no offense intended to the Polish audience...I'm Polish myself

There was a German, an Italian and a Polack on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hanged
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the first week they ask the German and he says, "Shoot me right in the head." So they take him out by the firing squad and bang he's dead.

The next week comes and they ask the Italian and he says, "Just hang me." So they prepare the gallows, put a hood over his head, and hang him.

The next week they go to the Polack and he chuckles and says, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." So they give him the shot, and the Polack falls down laughing.

The guards look at each other and wonder what is wrong with this guy. The Polack just sits down on the floor and laughs even harder...."Give me another one
of those shots," he says. So the Guards look at the Warden, who was getting pissed, and the Warden nods his head yes. So the Guards get another syringe and give him another shot. Now he's laughing so hard, tears are rolling down his face and he's doubled over. Finally the Warden yells, "What the f**k is wrong with you!??"
The Polack wipes away some tears and replies, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!!
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Haha :D

Thanks to both PaNsyBoy8 & Harleydragonlady :beer:
 
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TheVrolok

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Harleydragonlady
LOL That was a cute one. Heard this the other day and it made me chuckle....of course no offense intended to the Polish audience...I'm Polish myself

There was a German, an Italian and a Polack on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hanged
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the first week they ask the German and he says, "Shoot me right in the head." So they take him out by the firing squad and bang he's dead.

The next week comes and they ask the Italian and he says, "Just hang me." So they prepare the gallows, put a hood over his head, and hang him.

The next week they go to the Polack and he chuckles and says, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." So they give him the shot, and the Polack falls down laughing.

The guards look at each other and wonder what is wrong with this guy. The Polack just sits down on the floor and laughs even harder...."Give me another one
of those shots," he says. So the Guards look at the Warden, who was getting pissed, and the Warden nods his head yes. So the Guards get another syringe and give him another shot. Now he's laughing so hard, tears are rolling down his face and he's doubled over. Finally the Warden yells, "What the f**k is wrong with you!??"
The Polack wipes away some tears and replies, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!!
Click to expand...

Haha :D

Thanks to both PaNsyBoy8 & Harleydragonlady :beer:
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lol.. that's terrible.
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

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I don't know if people can die in heaven or not, but I would give it my best shot if I were anybody but the last guy.
 
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dighn

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Originally posted by: Harleydragonlady
LOL That was a cute one. Heard this the other day and it made me chuckle....of course no offense intended to the Polish audience...I'm Polish myself

There was a German, an Italian and a Polack on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hanged
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the first week they ask the German and he says, "Shoot me right in the head." So they take him out by the firing squad and bang he's dead.

The next week comes and they ask the Italian and he says, "Just hang me." So they prepare the gallows, put a hood over his head, and hang him.

The next week they go to the Polack and he chuckles and says, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." So they give him the shot, and the Polack falls down laughing.

The guards look at each other and wonder what is wrong with this guy. The Polack just sits down on the floor and laughs even harder...."Give me another one
of those shots," he says. So the Guards look at the Warden, who was getting pissed, and the Warden nods his head yes. So the Guards get another syringe and give him another shot. Now he's laughing so hard, tears are rolling down his face and he's doubled over. Finally the Warden yells, "What the f**k is wrong with you!??"
The Polack wipes away some tears and replies, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!!
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LOL that's hilarious
 
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illusion88

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Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Harleydragonlady
LOL That was a cute one. Heard this the other day and it made me chuckle....of course no offense intended to the Polish audience...I'm Polish myself

There was a German, an Italian and a Polack on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hanged
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the first week they ask the German and he says, "Shoot me right in the head." So they take him out by the firing squad and bang he's dead.

The next week comes and they ask the Italian and he says, "Just hang me." So they prepare the gallows, put a hood over his head, and hang him.

The next week they go to the Polack and he chuckles and says, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." So they give him the shot, and the Polack falls down laughing.

The guards look at each other and wonder what is wrong with this guy. The Polack just sits down on the floor and laughs even harder...."Give me another one
of those shots," he says. So the Guards look at the Warden, who was getting pissed, and the Warden nods his head yes. So the Guards get another syringe and give him another shot. Now he's laughing so hard, tears are rolling down his face and he's doubled over. Finally the Warden yells, "What the f**k is wrong with you!??"
The Polack wipes away some tears and replies, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!!
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NICE! :)
 
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