Ugly Britney

mwmorph

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She's been ugly for a couple of years, ever since the Kevin Federline thing. That and even before that she never had much natural beauty anyway. The only thing making her attractive before that was copious amounts of makeup.
 

neutralizer

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Tabloids tend to not show the nice side of celebrities. I'm not surprised she looks bad in those pics.
 

Savij

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Holy sh!t!!! She's human!!! AIEEEE! She's had two kids. She's not 15 anymore. Oh well.
 

moshquerade

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Even the most photogenic people take some crappy pictures sometimes. That said, she's but a milf now.
 

Scarpozzi

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I'm sure if she gets a personal trainer and spends a few months working out, she can drop that 30 pounds and get back to her unhealthy skinny weight. Then she'll look more like the processed eye-candy you remember. She doesn't really look unhealthy in those pics, just slightly overweight and unhappy.
 

imported_Imp

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Ew... someone tell her to do something about her two new accessories(can't wait for this to be interpreted).
 

NuAlphaMan

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Originally posted by: mwmorph
She's been ugly for a couple of years, ever since the Kevin Federline thing. That and even before that she never had much natural beauty anyway. The only thing making her attractive before that was copious amounts of makeup.

:thumbsup:
 

Savij

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Would anyone like to post pics of themselves so we can see how we're supposed to look on New Year's?
 

Dean

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I always thought she had Budgie eyes. You know, eyes a little too close to being located on the sides of her head. You got enough space between her eyes for a third eye. I bet she walks into doors and walls a lot.

 
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Lola

Originally posted by: Savij
Would anyone like to post pics of themselves so we can see how we're supposed to look on New Year's?

i wouldn't want to make you jeleous so i won't. :roll:
 

Mermaidman

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Originally posted by: Dean
I always thought she had Budgie eyes. You know, eyes a little too close to being located on the sides of her head. You got enough space between her eyes for a third eye. I bet she walks into doors and walls a lot.
Actually, wide apart eyes would improve field of vision as well as depth of perception, no? I would think a Cyclops would be the one clumsily running into obstacles.