ughhh. My evening sucks.

[Leros]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
You should have casually asked if the cashier had any plans after work. I'm sure his/her reaction would have been priceless.

You have no idea how relieved I was when none of my students were cashiers that night. Earlier tonight, there were 3 registers open when I stopped in for some groceries for dinner. All 3 of those cashiers are in my physics class. 4 of the stockboys who were working tonight are also in my classes.

It can be pretty weird when your own students are ringing you up, especially if it's a Tuesday night and you're picking up a 6 pack of beer and some snacks or something like that.

Your students might get the idea that you're a real person too. Uh oh.

In high school some of my friends saw our physics teacher at an anime store. Class was never the same.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Prolapsed rectum is no big deal. Just push it back in and walk it off like a man... with with an inside-out asshole.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Oh, and one of the other goats had 2 babies born during the night. Up to 37 now
Patrick
Tucker
Scotty
Ahmand
Droopy
Gruff
Skye
Priscilla
Mattie
Del
Bosco
Markus
Annie
Onyx
Donny aka Idaho
Marie (They're fainting goats... last 2 named the day after Marie (of Donny & Marie) fainted during a performance.)
Dorrie
Sandy
Blossom
Dot
Ginger
Cinnamon
Pennie
Pattie
Dusty
Valentine
Rasberry
Squiggy
Brianna
Arielle
Star (aka Mini-moo (looks like a cow))
Lizzy
Blue Bonnet
Pillsbury
Heart
Brianna's baby boy
Brianna's baby girl

26 more babies due in March.

You've named them all?! How do you tell them apart?

 

[markgm]

Originally posted by: ATLien247

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Oh, and one of the other goats had 2 babies born during the night. Up to 37 now
Patrick
Tucker
Scotty
Ahmand
Droopy
Gruff
Skye
Priscilla
Mattie
Del
Bosco
Markus
Annie
Onyx
Donny aka Idaho
Marie (They're fainting goats... last 2 named the day after Marie (of Donny & Marie) fainted during a performance.)
Dorrie
Sandy
Blossom
Dot
Ginger
Cinnamon
Pennie
Pattie
Dusty
Valentine
Rasberry
Squiggy
Brianna
Arielle
Star (aka Mini-moo (looks like a cow))
Lizzy
Blue Bonnet
Pillsbury
Heart
Brianna's baby boy
Brianna's baby girl

26 more babies due in March.

You've named them all?! How do you tell them apart?

By their names.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: markgm

Originally posted by: ATLien247
You've named them all?! How do you tell them apart?

By their names.

Oddly, it takes me less time to figure out if there's a goat missing (still outside) and which goat is missing, than it does to take attendance in my physics class and figure out which student is absent.

 

[HomerSapien]

Lol.... Funny story. My sisters soon to be mother in law raises beefmasters cattle. Mother in law has a name for every single one of them (~35). My wife promptly renamed them over thanksgiving to purse, pants, wallet, rib eye, porterhouse, belt and rug.

 

[Sukhoi]

I once had a purchase that consisted of condoms and garbage bags. :Q

 

[Dunbar]

Sounds like a good candidate for Walmart self-checkout.

 

[Martin]

Is this you, Dr. Pizza?