Don't you just love people (family and friends) that complain to you that their PC's are too slow, running all funky, things are all messed up etc. Then you find out upon further inspection of said PC that they have been clicking to open every pop up, have downloaded every free screensaver they can find. They use the P2P software that is riddled with viruses/spyware/maleware/bloatware. Have in excess of 60 processes running on 256 megs of ram....
...sigh
...sigh