UFC fighter distracted by opponent's speedo's

[brainhulk]

http://sports.yahoo.com/video/player/mma/Yahoo_Sports_MMA/26215895#mma/Yahoo_Sports_MMA/26215895

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/ca...rds-a-70-000-bonus-because-he-?urn=mma-wp5545

White argued that Hallman's fight gear wasn't even a Speedo.
"That wasn't a Speedo. I've seen Speedos before, that had to be custom made," White said with a tone somewhere between joking and still kind of irked. "[Ebersole] deserved every dime he got!"
The blue trunks may have distracted Ebersole. A good grappler, he was taken down in the opening 15 seconds of the fight and had to deal with a submission predicament. Hallman had his back and was trying to secure a choke.
"I was just worried about that cup, and his uniform malfunctioning to be quite honest," joked Ebersole.

Dana White needs to ban speedos.

I know there was a reason I stopped training brazillian jiu jitsu...

 

[Gibson486]

Dam...I think he meant to sign up for wwe.

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

Dana White needs to ban speedos.

I know there was a reason I stopped training brazillian jiu jitsu...

I agree. It made a mockery of it.

However, in BJJ there is a nice thick gi. Unless you do no-gi...but I've never been up against someone weating a speedo. Vale Tudo shorts are bad enough.

 

[torpid]

I know there was a reason I stopped training brazillian jiu jitsu...

Something to do with the fact that BJJ uses a Gi and the class was full of dudes in speedos?

 

[MotF Bane]

Even in no-Gi, everyone was wearing long shorts and usually some sort of shirt.

 

[moshquerade]

that's sorta in your face. 😱

 

[OCGuy]

that's sorta in your face. 😱

Does the open mouth emoticon after you said that mean anything?

 

[moshquerade]

Does the open mouth emoticon after you said that mean anything?

it was more of a jaw dropping shock than an open for business sign. 😱

 

[MotF Bane]

it was more of a jaw dropping shock than an open for business sign. 😱

lol

 

[OCGuy]

it was more of a jaw dropping shock than an open for business sign. 😱

So how can a man who is lucky enough to get intimate with mosh tell the difference between "OMG WTF IS THAT?" and "Bring that thing over here bad-boy!" ?

 

[moshquerade]

So how can a man who is lucky enough to get intimate with mosh tell the difference between "OMG WTF IS THAT?" and "Bring that thing over here bad-boy!" ?

Yes. :awe:

 

[Dr. Detroit]

I'm not linking it - but there is a slow mo replay on Youtube where speedo boys junk pops out while he working the submission

 

[MotF Bane]

Yes. :awe:

:hmm:

 

[shopbruin]

I'm not linking it - but there is a slow mo replay on Youtube where speedo boys junk pops out while he working the submission

I missed it watching the fight live, and I am SO THANKFUL for that.

 

[TheNinja]

Just don't get into the "north south" position with the dude or have a camera behind him if he goes for a gogoplata off his back. If you don't know what a gogoplata is, you are on the ground and pull a guys head towards you chest. You then take one shin and put it under his throat and choke him. You can imagine what the camera shot would be with a man in a bikini bottom with one leg pulled up to his own face..........

 

[OCGuy]

He can actually endorse "Training mask."

I think some of us here would by stuck with AT&T or BP.

 

[Squisher]

Yeah, I watched it live, quite a banana hammock.

I heard they're going to institute a dress code over this.