Haven't heard Ralph's name in a while. Funny that you remember the news people from when you were a kid!
- May 27, 2002
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It was a fake penis full of urine... trying to pass a drug test...needed to microwave it to get the urine to body temperature...
UPDATE:
McKeesport Police Uncover Twist In Bizarre Case
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(KDKA) McKeesport There?s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.
Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store?s microwave.
Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple?s alleged plan to pass a drug test.
According to McKeesport?s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.
One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.
When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.
Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.
The police chief told KDKA the couple will likely face charges.
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UPDATE:
McKeesport Police Uncover Twist In Bizarre Case
Save It Email It Print It
(KDKA) McKeesport There?s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.
Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store?s microwave.
Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple?s alleged plan to pass a drug test.
According to McKeesport?s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.
One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.
When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.
Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.
The police chief told KDKA the couple will likely face charges.
(© MMVI, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)
where do you get a fake penis anyhow ?
Welcome to Bobs fake penis emporium for all your fake penis needs .
Welcome to Bobs fake penis emporium for all your fake penis needs .
Yeah, this happens quite frequently when Probationers have to do UAs (Urine Analysis). But it is pretty stupid of them to do it in a convenience store.
moshquerade
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Why couldn't he just keep it next to his body?
I mean, you'd think it'd raise some eyebrows if the urine happened to be at 50 degree Celsius or whatnot.
I mean, you'd think it'd raise some eyebrows if the urine happened to be at 50 degree Celsius or whatnot.
nakedfrog
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- Apr 3, 2001
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I know a guy who was in the military quite some time ago, and he regaled us with a story of a soldier who found that one specific type of toothpaste tube was convincing enough to get him by the drug tests when filled with the appropriate drug-free urine.
It's a shame. If they couldn't afford their own microwave, they probably needed the job pretty bad.
D1gger
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- Oct 3, 2004
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JulesMaximus
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- Jul 3, 2003
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Face charges for what? Trying to pass a drug test? Nuking a fake penis? 
What crime have they committed?
What crime have they committed?Yeah, really. You can get used ones for $5 at goodwill in this day and age.
So why don't they just use a plastic bag held against the torso, and a small hose?
- Aug 23, 2003
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The only WTF part is where they asked a store clerk to heat up the penis. They should have done that at their own home, or at least told the clerk so they wouldn't freak out and call the cops.
But faking urine tests has been done for years. You can buy kits online with varying degrees of realism.
But faking urine tests has been done for years. You can buy kits online with varying degrees of realism.
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