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UDATED... Trying to pass a drug test using someone elses uring in a fake penis....WTF???!?

sao123

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DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF?
What the fvck is wrong with people today?????

Update:
It was a fake penis full of urine... trying to pass a drug test...needed to microwave it to get the urine to body temperature...



UPDATE:
McKeesport Police Uncover Twist In Bizarre Case
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(KDKA) McKeesport There?s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.

Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store?s microwave.

Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple?s alleged plan to pass a drug test.

According to McKeesport?s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.

One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.

When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.

Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.

The police chief told KDKA the couple will likely face charges.


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Original Story

KDKA Pittsburgh CBS News Station

Severed Male Body Part Brought To Local Store

Ralph Iannotti
Reporting

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(KDKA) McKeesport KDKA?s Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part.

Customers going in and out of the Giant Eagle Get-Go mini market on 5th Avenue in McKeesport didn't know what to think when they saw police activity on the scene.

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

?Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,? said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

?I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt,? said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. ?It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast.?

As McKeesport police continue to look into the case, sources say that county homicide detectives have been notified of the incident in case a crime was committed outside McKeesport.

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Vegitto

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I bet he asked to have it microwaved so surgeons couldn't attach it again to the man he stole it from ;).
 

sao123

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more news updates...




Police: Man Fled With Severed Body Part

Bob Allen
Reporting

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(KDKA) MCKEESPORT McKeesport Police say they are now checking surviellence video to get a picture of the man who allegedly tried to heat up a severed male body part in a microwave at a local convenience store.

McKeesport Police say a man walked into the store, located on Fifth Avenue, and asked the clerk to use the microwave oven.

After the clerk noticed a strange smell coming from the microwave, she told police she opened the door and discovered human male genitalia wrapped in a paper towel cooking inside.

McKeesport police told KDKA the man fled with the severed body part after she made the discovery. She then called the police.

According to police, blood was found on the bathroom floor.

Some people were shocked at the news.

?I mean what can you say. Hopefully, they?re looking for the person who it belongs to,? said Sandy Furman of McKeesport.

One man told KDKA he wasn?t surprised by what happened.

"I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt," said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. "It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast."

Authorities are now trying to find the man who fled the store.

 

Pocahontas

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why has this country become so prudish that not even a news organization can say PENIS instead of "male body part".

PENIS
PENIS
PENIS


ARGGGGG!:disgust:
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: Pocahontas
why has this country become so prudish that not even a news organization can say PENIS instead of "male body part".

PENIS
PENIS
PENIS


ARGGGGG!:disgust:

It says penis right in the article.

 

Crescent13

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OMGWTFMICROWAVE!!!!!

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!!!11one!!!!1!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM!!!onethousandonehundredeleventyone!1!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA *head explodes*
 

AMCRambler

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He was prolly defrosting it so he could put it in the chili at Wendy's and then sue