Typing this *without* a keyboard - updated

VBboy

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Arghhhh!

My kyeboard broke down last night, so now I am using the Accessibility featues of XP to type this with my MOUSE! Kids, don't break your keyboard, it's not worth it :(

I hope CommieUSA has something on sale...

** Update: found this old thing in the closet. Will be using it for now although it has some strange substance on it... Better wash it, I guess :p
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: igowerf
I did that once when I was too lazy to reach for my keyboard. :eek:

I'd rather reach than click around... This is painful..
 

Smilin

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So, VBboy...

How are you doing these days?

Done anything exciting recently? Anything this weekend?

Tell us about yourself. Where did you go to school? What was your childhood like?
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: Smilin
So, VBboy...

How are you doing these days?

Done anything exciting recently? Anything this weekend?

Tell us about yourself. Where did you go to school? What was your childhood like?

I see what you are trying to do there. You're right, I should've posted this in OffTopic ;)
 

nmcglennon

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how do you type without your keyboard? Where is this so called onscreen keyboard found in XP? Can't you use voice commands to type?
 

Smilin

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Smilin
So, VBboy...

How are you doing these days?

Done anything exciting recently? Anything this weekend?

Tell us about yourself. Where did you go to school? What was your childhood like?

I see what you are trying to do there. You're right, I should've posted this in OffTopic ;)

hehe no no...I was just trying to get you to type a bunch you poor bastard! :D
I'm not one of the forum nazi's who'll get you for posting in the wrong place.
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: Smilin
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Smilin
So, VBboy...

How are you doing these days?

Done anything exciting recently? Anything this weekend?

Tell us about yourself. Where did you go to school? What was your childhood like?

I see what you are trying to do there. You're right, I should've posted this in OffTopic ;)

hehe no no...I was just trying to get you to type a bunch you poor bastard! :D
I'm not one of the forum nazi's who'll get you for posting in the wrong place.

Whew... ok
I was afraid I would get lyncher for breachin the rules in the anandtech contract...
Can't..click..anymore..tired...
 

kuk

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I have a friend that has been going keyboard-less for 5 months now. He's too lazy to go out and buy a USB keyboard (his PS2 port stopped working). He's a master in mouse-typing now. ;)
 

Amorphus

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know what would be even worse? if you didnt have the onscreen keyboard, so you had to copy-and-paste words and letters for everything you did. I think that would be t3h s00pr sux0r.
 

oldfart

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This is the 2nd funniest keyboard thread I've seen.

ThereWasThisOtherGuyWhoWasReallyMadBeacuaseHisLogitechKeyboardHadABrokenSpacebarAndHadToTypeLikeThis.

I wish I could find that thread!
 

oldfart

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This is the 2nd funniest keyboard thread I've seen.

ThereWasThisOtherGuyWhoWasReallyMadBeacuaseHisLogitechKeyboardHadABrokenSpacebarAndHadToTypeLikeThis.

I wish I could find that thread!
 

Sid59

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one time i thought i broke my S button on my natural keyboard and was ready to type out the RMA for newegg for my name has a S in it and couldn't type. LoL. So, i found a second keyboard and that S was broken. ARGHH .. finally figured out that i gave HOTKEY functions the wrong way to Foobar. Laying around are 4 keyboards and 4 backup mice, just in case.
 

McCarthy

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Man, and I thought it was bad when I spilled water on my kb and the a key died. Had to remember to shift-insert every time I needed an a. Then for days after found I was still trying to do it.

Lesson learned. I'll never drink water again.

"Water is filthy, vile stuff. It rusts pipes and fish make luuuv in it" -- WC Fields
 

ChefJoe

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Hehe... reminds me of the dangers of drinking and watching a movie on your pc with a wireless keyboard. I've killed one logitech cordless freedom mouse by knocking the mouse to the cement floor and one logitech cordless freedom keyboard by spilling a rum and coke into it. Yeah, I had to use the little accessibility option on-screen keyboard for a few days, that sucked big time.
 

FishTankX

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Originally posted by: kuk
I have a friend that has been going keyboard-less for 5 months now. He's too lazy to go out and buy a USB keyboard (his PS2 port stopped working). He's a master in mouse-typing now. ;)

Is he also a master of entirely mouse driven games, too?
 

XBoxLPU

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I know a friend who has to use his mouse to type..

he is paralyzed from the neck down

:(
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Agh, that would suck. Luckily here, we have like 4 computers and one tablet PC is co ming on its way making 5 in the house so naturally I can take a keyboard from the server and not affect anyone. That reminds me... I wonder how long the server's uptime is, I try to brake my own records but the problem is that XP Home has so many frickin updates, I wish I could put XP Pro on there, but that'd cost me and I had one copy of XP Home lying around...
 

theomen21

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I once broke my keyboard and mouse when I was being "cheated" by the computer in a game of Hitman. I spent a week using a voice recognition program as my soul input device. Needless to say, most of my typing looked like I was retarded, with every other word being miss-heard.