Typical man

[Geekbabe]

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die,"
she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can
make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... One button
at a time. ....... No one moves. ....... He removes his shirt. .......
Muscles ripple across his chest. ...... She gasps......... He whispers:


"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

dang straight

 

[agnitrate]

I don't get it.

 

[Hitman32]

Sounds like my kind of man. I think I would buy him a beer after the plane landed safely.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
I don't get it.

Neither did she!

 

[agnitrate]

I think the real punchline here is the fact that this man wanted to spend his last minutes in an ironed shirt as opposed to engaging in some other 'activities'.

I can GUARANTEE this is not the typical man.

-silver

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
I think the real punchline here is the fact that this man wanted to spend his last minutes in an ironed shirt as opposed to engaging in some other 'activities'.

I can GUARANTEE this is not the typical man.

-silver

Maybe not even a man? /shrugs

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

eh, maybe she was fugly

 

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
I think the real punchline here is the fact that this man wanted to spend his last minutes in an ironed shirt as opposed to engaging in some other 'activities'.

I can GUARANTEE this is not the typical man.

-silver

I think the point was more, feeling like a woman, from a man's point of view, is supposed to involve ironing and fetching food.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: GtPrOjEcTX
eh, maybe she was fugly

Either that or the guy was gay. What's wrong with being gay? I think this joke is demeaning to homosexuals, Italians, and women, not to mention the airline industry.

 

[wfbberzerker]

we need more clarification on this. is the woman ugly or not?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
we need more clarification on this. is the woman ugly or not?

That reminds me, it's also demeaning to heterosexual men, assuming that we will screw anyone. When will women respect us???

 

[AreaCode707]

You attracted a bunch of typical men here, GB. None of them get the joke!

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
You attracted a bunch of typical men here, GB. None of them get the joke!

And I find your post demeaning to typical men.

 

[schizoid]

Dude, this joke is seriously fvcking OFFENSIVE. I think Geekbabe should be banned or at least given a considerable vacation.

I can't BELIEVE you freaking people are into drivel like this!!!!

I mean, it's not even REALISTIC!!!!










































Cuz seriously...what was the woman doing out of the kitchen?

 

[freakflag]

The Captain of a cross country flight turns on the intercom and announces that his passengers can unbuckle thier seat belts and are
free to move about the cabin.
Forgetting to switch off the microphone, he leans back and tells his Co-pilot (and everyone else on the airplane),
"I'm gonna go take me a nice, healthy sh!t...and when I'm done, I'm gonna fvck that cute blond stew working back in coach!"

Hearing this, the blond flight attendant gasps "Oh my God!" and begins to run up the isle toward the cockpit.

A little old lady sitting towards the front stops her, grabbing her arm and says,

"Take it easy Sweety, he said he's gotta take a sh!t first."

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: schizoid
Dude, this joke is seriously fvcking OFFENSIVE. I think Geekbabe should be banned or at least given a considerable vacation.

I can't BELIEVE you freaking people are into drivel like this!!!!

I mean, it's not even REALISTIC!!!!

Cuz seriously...what was the woman doing out of the kitchen?

Where do you think they came up with the idea for the "Fly me" commercials ?

 

[PCMarine]

Heh repost

 

[geno]

Haha sweet