Two fish...

[JEDIYoda]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’

 

[spidey07]

7/10, got a chuckle.

 

[eits]

ok, that one sucked.

 

[Newbian]

Stop posting these horrible things or you will be sleeping with the fishes.

 

[arcenite]

Two guys walk into a bar... you'd think the second one would have ducked.

 

[SandEagle]

were the fish Palestinians? was the dam the illegal barrier wall built on occupied land with US tax dollars? i don't get the subliminal message in your joke.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Two fish walk into a bar. Then they start flopping on the floor and suffocating because they're fish.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Two guys walk into a bar... you'd think the second one would have ducked.

unless they walked into that bar together at the same time.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

It was amusing at first, but you really don't need a separate thread for each dumb joke.

 

[JEDIYoda]

bump

 

[Rumpltzer]

do you like fish sticks?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

bump

Stop.

 

[Soundmanred]

I SAID GO BACK TO P&N YOU GOD DAMNED DEVIL!

Seriously.

 

[Locut0s]

So a seal walks into a club...