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Two birds with one stone

hold the stone in your hand as a blunt weapon and slip into the zoo unnoticed, then plan your attack on the flightless birds.
 
If you start trying this out, be prepared for counterattack by my avian brethren. You will never have a clean car EVER again. Seriously, don't mess with us. All your sunflower seed are belong to us!
 
Get some bait, walk out onto any pier at the beach , put bait on rail, and swing a rock. You are guaranteed to hit at least 2 seagulls, probably 3 or more.
 
there are a couple methods:

put a red flashing light on stone or use translucent stone.

eventually you'll kill two birds with one stone.
 
It's like in Robocop 2 (or maybe it was 3) where he ricocheted the bullet off the metal door and into the guy's skull. You need to be Robocop to get 2 birds via the targeting computer/metal door ricochet method.
 
first, you have one bird poop on the stone, then have the other eat the first birds poop of the stone, then have it vomit back on the stone, then...
 
I once flipped off two stoners with one bird. Sadly, neither noticed. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: darkxshade
I've tried but I can't even get one. What's the deal? 😕
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Line up both birds and throw it hard enough that it punches holes in both birds.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
I once flipped off two stoners with one bird. Sadly, neither noticed. 🙁
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Are you sure you weren't looking in the mirror when that happened? 😛

 
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