Twisted Acronyms...

Pastfinder

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This involves taking an acryonym like P.E.T.A. and messing around with it, like People Eating Tasty Animals

Keep them clean and please no flaming, but I was wondering if their were any other good ones out there.


MARINE: My Arse Rides In Navy Equipment
 

LordMaul

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Ford:

Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily

Pontiac:

Poor Old Nitwit:))) Thinks It's A Cadillac

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
 

Car Acronyms
ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI:
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
How your usual nerd drives an import

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG: Money Guzzler
MGB: Might Go Backwards
MGF: Might Go Forward
MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old ladies drive slowly mostly over bridges into lake Erie

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Virtually Worthless
 

dejitaru

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ripped
mnemonic

Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Please
Come
Over
For
Gay
Sex

that actually helped me remember ;)
 

magnux

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PETA: People for the Excessive Touching of Animals (ewww.. perverts!)

FORD: F*ed On Real Deal (Didn't see that one on Roger's list.. googler :))

DSL: D**k Sucking Lips :) (ie. Wow, look at the pair of DSL's on her!) [See? We geeks can be witty...]
 

brtspears2

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TWA - the worse airline

Then theres the always good UC system jokes ..

UCR - U can't read, University of California Rejects
UCLA - University of Cacuasians lost with Asians
UCSC - Uncle Charlies Summer Camp
 

BatmanNate

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I remember the one that my high school electronics teacher used to help us memorize the color bands on resistors...he'd be fired for that today. :D

BBROYGBVGW

;)
 

ggavinmoss

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Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Kinky
People
Come
Over
For
Group
Sex

And to thing... that's how my bio teacher taught it to us... ;)

-geoff
 

wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Kinky
People
Come
Over
For
Group
Sex

And to thing... that's how my bio teacher taught it to us... ;)

-geoff
bwahaha
 

teqwiz

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All Application Layer
People Presentation Layer
Seem Session Layer
To Transport Layer
Need Network Layer
Data Data Link Layer
Poccessing Physical Layer


OSI Model
 

5489

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Originally posted by: teqwiz
All Application Layer
People Presentation Layer
Seem Session Layer
To Transport Layer
Need Network Layer
Data Data Link Layer
Poccessing Physical Layer


OSI Model
P
Diddy
Never
Touched
Sarah's
Precious
Apples

 

z0mb13

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BMW = big milwaukee women (hehe I got that from here sometime ago)
= berkeley man whore (actually a nick for my friend here at CAL)
 

911paramedic

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The 12 Cranial Nerves

Olfactory (multiple)
Optic
Oculomotor
Trochlear
Trigeminal
Abducent
Facial
Vestibulo-cochlear
Glossopharyngeal
Vagus
Accessory
Hypoglossal


Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
To
Touch
And
Feel
Violets
Great
Vag***
And
How

And we can't forget the classic:

Roy G. Biv
 

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