TV Preacher Kenneth Copeland, high as a kite

cytg111

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Alright .. If that man is not on schrooms coke acid meth heroin or something in between then what the hell is he? I refuse to believe people can be born this way...


Its Trump-level disconnect here .. what the hell is going on .. is it in the water?
 

Perknose

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I feel, if I got too close to that video, he'd reach right out and touch me in a place I really, really, really wouldn't want to be touched. What I'm trying to say is, Kenneth Copeland:

 
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Perknose

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^^^ Could you imagine being a child in a room alone with him? :eek:
 
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cytg111

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Same asshat who opined that private jets were necessary for him because he couldn't focus on God in a tube filled with demons.
Its actually covered in the video .. Here is the thing .. its not the people he cant handle being in a tube with... its the demons attached to the people he cant handle. He loves people.
It actually sounds like something Trump could say and get away with ~his base.
 

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That face! Those otherworldly expressions! The way a creepy feeling of menace just oozes out of his every pore as he speaks!

I can't shake the feeling that this guy does unspeakable things to small animals in the dead of night. o_O
 
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cytg111

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That face! Those otherworldly expressions! The way a creepy feeling of menace just oozes out of his every pore as he speaks!

I can't shake the feeling that this guy does unspeakable things to small animals in the dead of night. o_O

Small price to pay for getting the word of Jesus out to 200 million billion people...
 

Perknose

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Small price to pay for getting the word of Jesus out to 200 million billion people...
It's midnight in the middle of nowhere. No cell service at all. Your car has mysteriously stopped working, and then somehow locked you out of it when you got out to try and pop the hood. Torrents of near freezing rain begin cascading down on you.

A big black limo pulls up. The heavily tinted rear window oozes down and it's Copeland. He cracks one of his trademark lizard smiles and offers you a ride.

o_Oo_Oo_O I'm not getting in! o_Oo_Oo_O

You?
 

cytg111

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It's midnight in the middle of nowhere. No cell service at all. Your car has mysteriously stopped working, and then somehow locked you out of it when you got out to try and pop the hood. Torrents of near freezing rain begin cascading down on you.

A big black limo pulls up. The heavily tinted rear window oozes down and it's Copeland. He cracks one of his trademark lizard smiles and offers you a ride.

o_Oo_Oo_O I'm not getting in! o_Oo_Oo_O

You?

Depends. Am I an emissary sent forth by god to slay false prophets? :).
 

ivwshane

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I can see his appeal and why people willingly give their money to him.














Actually no I can't. I can't even begin to imagine what people find appealing about him. Anyone want to take a stab?
 

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The Holy Spirit confirmed to Brother Copeland that the Gulfstream V was the plane the Lord had set aside for KCM
Copeland “developed a wonderful personal relationship with the seller, Christian businessman and movie-maker Tyler Perry

But AV Buyer says it has the “lowest-priced Gulfstream V on the market” listed at $5.9 million,
while other used ones are listed on various websites for up to $12 million and more.

Sounds like the The Holy Spirit knows a good deal when he/she/whatever sees one :D
 

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Please tell us - who is the one true God that deserves Tax Exempt status?
How does govt do a tax foreclosure on the church house without interfering with the free exercise clause?
 

KillerBee

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How does govt do a tax foreclosure on the church house without interfering with the free exercise clause?

I don't know - but I was always a fan of the story about Jesus flipping tables at the temple
other than that my religious worship ends