TV or Movie one liners thread

[BoomerD]

One of my all-time favorites:

Kids; Can't live with them, can't shoot them.

 

[blackdogdeek]

buck melanoma

 

[rh71]

You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

(on Mike Lowry's 911 turbo)

 

[Wyndru]

:whiste:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1205489/quotes
:whiste:

 

[Albatross]

You can`t handle the truth!

 

[rh71]

:whiste:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1205489/quotes
:whiste:

so many good ones

and haha: Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.

 

[Away]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mevxenJ6Mtc :thumbsup:

 

[BurnItDwn]

so many good ones

and haha: Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.

I just rewatched Gran Torino the other day now that I picked up the Bluray


My quote of the day ...
I love this saw! It's a part of me... now I'm gonna make it part of *you*!

 

[spacejamz]

What kinda of sick twisted bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

 

[Ninjahedge]

I want my $2.

 

[911paramedic]

Tommy: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Richard: "No, your face does."

 

[BoomerD]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.