Turning 30 on Monday. What do I have to look forward to?

[DevilsAdvocate]

My metabolism is going to hell. My hairline is retreating from my forehead. Shoulder hair? Check.

What else can I look forward to?

 

[guyver01]

death?

 

[Viper GTS]

Prostate exams are in your near future.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Viper GTS

 

[Orsorum]

Depends.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Prostate exams are in your near future. Unless you're into that sort of thing. Viper GTS

Couple of fingers in the right spot will make you see God.

- jerboy

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
My metabolism is going to hell. My hairline is retreating from my forehead. Shoulder hair? Check.

What else can I look forward to?

Hopefully turning 31

 

[boyRacer]

Mid-life crisis... now go get yourself one of these...

 

[Gand1]

Unexplainable hair poking out of areas you thought, A: did not grow hair or B: was well trimmed the night before and is now 8 inches long!

Cheers!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Gand1
Unexplainable hair poking out of areas you thought, A: did not grow hair or B: was well trimmed the night before and is now 8 inches long!

Cheers!

:Q

I had that happen once. Then I got circumcized.

 

[00Jones]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
My metabolism is going to hell. My hairline is retreating from my forehead. Shoulder hair? Check.

What else can I look forward to?

shrinkage

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate My metabolism is going to hell. My hairline is retreating from my forehead. Shoulder hair? Check. What else can I look forward to?

Hopefully turning 31

Turning 31 is something I would like to do My body is falling apart like a five year old Cadillac lately.

Dx'd with Vitiligo two years ago.
Stress-related Eczema (sp?) this year.
I found out that I grow small benign tumors when I get cuts on my chest - 3 years ago.
I also started breaking out with quarter shaped whelps under stress - earlier this year.
This morning, the wife told me I am getting crows feet (Thanks, honey)


Blech.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: 00Jones

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate My metabolism is going to hell. My hairline is retreating from my forehead. Shoulder hair? Check. What else can I look forward to?

shrinkage

Check. Already happening.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
My metabolism is going to hell. My hairline is retreating from my forehead. Shoulder hair? Check.

What else can I look forward to?

Get off your fat lazy lawyer's ass and exercise.

Ok, just kidding . . .

However, I felt the same way - THIS MAY - when I was 35 lbs overweight, and getting a bald spot and DEPRESSED. THEN I took charge of my life, got into a serious diet and exercise program . . .

today, I am meeting new and fun people, have attained my ideal weight (135lbs/5'9") and even my hair is growing back (I coloured the gray) since my stress level is less (due to REGULAR exercise).

BTW, I will be 21 years older than you the day after your B-day.

Happy Birthday! and if you stop coasting you may have many (many many) more good years to look forward to.

It's true - we may be getting older chronologically - BUT there are other advantages and age effects can be (way) minimized by diet and exercise (and reducing stress).

 

[TMPadmin]

easy way out.

Not really since you still have to exercise.

 

The real easy way out

 

[Regs]

You end up with a disease called alcoholism.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Roger
The real easy way out

Doesn't look too "easy" to me.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Roger
The real easy way out

Suicide is painless....

 

[Rilescat]

less hair

 

Stiff joints

 

[Red]

Have kids? It's a pretty common thing to start popping em out between 25-35. Gives you something to do... attend basketball games, etc. Just don't let them play Diablo too long (see the other thread?). But yeah, you're hitting mid-life crisis kinda early... probably a result of your stressful career. But hey, the only way to cure it is to buy a Nissan 350Z.

 

[TravisT]

As long as you can still 'get it up'.... you are okay.

 

[Brutuskend]

Eventually this / will become this \

 

[EXman]

I turned 30 this year I never get carded if I wear glasses therefore I wear my Contacts all the time now.

30 sux but it isn't a cause for alarm Woohoo 1973 was a good year

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

apoppin - Thanks for the advice. My secretary just dropped my with some information on supplements that she thinks I need to start taking. Must be a sign.

I know suicide is not the answer. But I thought about getting a divorce and buying a covertible the other day, so the mid-life crisis thing can't be too far off