:( Turn the weed wacker on my leg, 20 deep cuts.

[Eli]

Hopefully next time it shreds your junk so you can't breed.

 

[DVK916]

Electric weed wacker, tried to pull the plug from the machine, and some how managed to press the on button.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: DaTT
ohh......pics or ban!

 

[cw42]

Originally posted by: Eli
Hopefully next time it shreds your junk so you can't breed.

haha. that one gave me a good laugh. :]

 

[dmcgough]

detailed pics please. also putting salt on wounds helps heal quicker

 

[mugs]

You know, I really don't like you, but...

Yeah I don't know where I was going with that.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Hi Res pics needed.

 

[arcas]

I trust you'll wear long pants next time you use the weedwacker?

 

[50cent1228]

lol

 

[pyonir]

And people wonder why they put labels on products pointing out the completely obvious (this coffee is hot). :roll: Is there a label saying not to hold the wacker near you when trying to unplug it? Perhaps there should be for people such as yourself.

 

[Raiden256]

In Soviet Russia, the weed whacks you!

(and, apparently, wherever you live)

 

[FilmCamera]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
A shame you missed your throat.

A shame he missed yours as well.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: FilmCamera

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
A shame you missed your throat.

A shame he missed yours as well.

That's as good as "I know you are but what am I?"

You burned him good!

 

[paulney]

I'd like to see pics of the weedwhacker

 

[pyonir]

Here's a pic of someone as clumsy as you. WARNING...BLOOD.

 

[Merlyn3D]

Is this the same weedwhacker you use to whack your wife's bush?




what? what did I say?

 

[DVK916]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Here's a pic of someone as clumsy as you. WARNING...BLOOD.

That looks close to what my leg looks like.