Turn a bicycle into a death machine

[Texashiker]

Take a bicycle, mount a chainsaw on the front, and you have a death bike.

Perfect for the upcoming zombie invasion.

http://www.geekosystem.com/bicycle-mounted-chainsaw/

 

[JulesMaximus]

So, you cut into the zombie's crotch right as he bites your face... perfect.

 

[blackdogdeek]

i'd much rather have a regular chainsaw for mobility. all i see is a recipe for getting trapped.

 

[highland145]

Improvised jousting.

 

[Saint Nick]

I would rather have a couple of street sweepers attached to both sides of my AUTOMOBILE. fuck this bicycle nonsense

 

[SlitheryDee]

Should turn it sideways. That way you could at least turn the handlebars to cut stuff in half. Someone obviously didn't think this through.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Ash is not impressed by the primitive screwhead who built this.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Also, it appears that for the chainsaw to operate, the front wheel has to be turning. That's not even the wheel that is driven by the pedals. No way I'd trust my life to that in any zombie apocalypse. :\

 

[SandEagle]

every bicycle on the road is a death machine. for the rider.

 

[busydude]

So, you cut into the zombie's crotch right as he bites your face... perfect.

I laughed pretty hard. 😀