Turkey sucks. It's time for something else.

[Daovonnaex]

After another Thanksgiving meal consisting of turkey, I'm getting sick of it. This turkey was perfectly prepared, too, but that doesn't change the fact that TURKEY SUCKS. It's time for a change. I don't care what anyone says, but I'm having a huge side of beef for Thanksgiving next year (I'm sure PETA will be thrilled)! Who's with me?

 

[silverpig]

Blasphemy I say!!!


Beef is good too though

 

[ElFenix]

ham, the other white meat


you could try doing the turkey different... fried isn't the same as roasted

 

[Zim Hosein]

Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

 

[Daovonnaex]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

You could try doing what my older brother did. He shot a goose with a bow and arrow in the middle of Boston (late in the night, of course) and prepared that for Thanksgiving.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

You could try doing what my older brother did. He shot a goose with a bow and arrow in the middle of Boston (late in the night, of course) and prepared that for Thanksgiving.

That's Daovonnaex

<--Runs away from PETA members

 

[axelfox]

get the turkey loaf

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

You could try doing what my older brother did. He shot a goose with a bow and arrow in the middle of Boston (late in the night, of course) and prepared that for Thanksgiving.

He just walked down to the nearest city park w/ a pond in it and shot one or what?

 

[Daovonnaex]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

You could try doing what my older brother did. He shot a goose with a bow and arrow in the middle of Boston (late in the night, of course) and prepared that for Thanksgiving.

He just walked down to the nearest city park w/ a pond in it and shot one or what?

Yep. It was a party of four, actually. His friend Ivan first shot the goose with an arrow that pierced the left wing. My brother next charged into the water and attacked with a spear. He then brought the goose out of the water and they finished the job with knives.

 

[Mill]

I prefer ham for both Thanksgiving and Christmas, although our turkey was unusually good this year.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

You could try doing what my older brother did. He shot a goose with a bow and arrow in the middle of Boston (late in the night, of course) and prepared that for Thanksgiving.

He just walked down to the nearest city park w/ a pond in it and shot one or what?

Yep. It was a party of four, actually. His friend Ivan first shot the goose with an arrow that pierced the left wing. My brother next charged into the water and attacked with a spear. He then brought the goose out of the water and they finished the job with knives.

you guys are screwy

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

You could try doing what my older brother did. He shot a goose with a bow and arrow in the middle of Boston (late in the night, of course) and prepared that for Thanksgiving.

He just walked down to the nearest city park w/ a pond in it and shot one or what?

Yep. It was a party of four, actually. His friend Ivan first shot the goose with an arrow that pierced the left wing. My brother next charged into the water and attacked with a spear. He then brought the goose out of the water and they finished the job with knives.

Christ, it was a goose, not an elephant. Was there anything left?

 

[Daovonnaex]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Daovonnaex

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Daovonnaex, I'm not a big turkey fan, but I will still eat some type of bird on Thanksgiving, red meat is for every other occasion in my opinion

You could try doing what my older brother did. He shot a goose with a bow and arrow in the middle of Boston (late in the night, of course) and prepared that for Thanksgiving.

He just walked down to the nearest city park w/ a pond in it and shot one or what?

Yep. It was a party of four, actually. His friend Ivan first shot the goose with an arrow that pierced the left wing. My brother next charged into the water and attacked with a spear. He then brought the goose out of the water and they finished the job with knives.

Christ, it was a goose, not an elephant. Was there anything left?

According to my brother, plenty. Hey, Canada Geese are pretty big and aggressive.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

How about Shark?

 

[Daovonnaex]

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
How about Shark?

Shark sucks, except for shark fin soup, which isn't Thanksgiving fare as it is.

 

[glen]

Cook a goose next year.

 

[white]

how about prime rib? we had prime rib this year and it was really good.

 

[gopunk]

why don't you have some duck? yum!

btw i don't think peta is going to be more thrilled one way or another... not like they like cows more than turkeys.

 

[gopunk]

According to my brother, plenty. Hey, Canada Geese are pretty big and aggressive.

you'd be aggressive too if someone shot you with an arrow then tried to st@b the life out of you