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Tucker Carlson attacked by a demon

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He got the boot, has to court the religious nutjobs whenever possible to remain relevant to that crowd. And the holy rollers lap that shit up.

He saw these people put Trump in office 2016 (with Russia's help) and I'm pretty sure he wants to try and repeat that in a future election cycle.
 
kage69 said:
He got the boot, has to court the religious nutjobs whenever possible to remain relevant to that crowd. And the holy rollers lap that shit up.

He saw these people put Trump in office 2016 (with Russia's help) and I'm pretty sure he wants to try and repeat that in a future election cycle.
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Are you saying he really wasn't attacked in his sleep by a demon?
 
kage69 said:
He got the boot, has to court the religious nutjobs whenever possible to remain relevant to that crowd. And the holy rollers lap that shit up.

He saw these people put Trump in office 2016 (with Russia's help) and I'm pretty sure he wants to try and repeat that
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… so he can also extract as much coin as possible from the rubes that are already being grifted.

I added another reason to what I also believe to be Cucker’s motivation to your already spot on post.
 
WelshBloke said:
I mean we don't know what breeds of dog he has. Those chihuahuas and pomeranians can be pretty diabolical!
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I haven't experienced a demotic attack since I started limiting myself to dating one girl at a time, having learned the meaning of terror. About the only thing I know about dogs is the jealousy they can have over bones.
 
Moonbeam said:
I haven't experienced a demotic attack since I started limiting myself to dating one girl at a time, having learned the meaning of terror.
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Ha! That'll do it!
Moonbeam said:
About the only thing I know about dogs is the jealousy they can have over bones.
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Dogs also have a talent for spotting things going wrong in your body like spotting cancer and the like. Maybe it was trying to dig his dead, dark heart out?!
 
WelshBloke said:
Ha! That'll do it!

Dogs also have a talent for spotting things going wrong in your body like spotting cancer and the like. Maybe it was trying to dig his dead, dark heart out?!
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Humor born of knowledge and lateral thinking. 👍

PS: I just remembered myy dog, once in a while, would eat cat poop, so this that isn't far fetched.

PS again: I just started wondering if I had things wrong when I felt so loved when he licked my face.
 
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Moonbeam said:
PS again: I just started wondering if I had things wrong when I felt so loved when he licked my face.
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I'm sure he did it because he loved you and wanted you to know. Or he was hungry and wanted you to feed him!
Either way he loved you because dogs can be the avatar of unconditional love and we don't deserve them!
 
Greenman said:
That's a surprisingly stupid story to share.
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He likes the same bloated asshole you do for Prez. Hello! Did the synapses in your brain pan make any connection here? What I'm saying is, hooked up to electrodes, would any activity be recorded?
 
Moonbeam said:
PS again: I just started wondering if I had things wrong when I felt so loved when he licked my face.
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Dude, he likes your salty sweat. Plus, he was lulling you into a false sense of security should he ever have to make a move on your face. Dog, demons, doggerel . . . I've done the doggone research.
 
Perknose said:
He likes the same bloated asshole you do for Prez. Hello! Did the synapses in your brain pan make any connection here? What I'm saying is, hooked up to electrodes, would any activity be recorded?
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I fell off the twist in that logic, and plummeted through the hole in the reasoning.
 
DAPUNISHER said:
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2024 and assholes still believe in angels and demons. Or as most of the MAGAs that posted from their deathbeds with covid typed - angles.
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I will always give Brock Sampson a like

Now if it was shore leave I would find a way to give it 2 likes
 
This is right up there with JD Vance seeing Trump get shot at in Butler County racing home, grabbing his kids and loading his guns.
 
Greenman said:
I fell off the twist in that logic, and plummeted through the hole in the reasoning.
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So . . . flatline on the EEG it is, eh? Zombie Trump Brain Death is such a tragedy for those near and dear to the sufferer. Fox News blares from the TV 24/7, and the patient lies in his La-Z Boy, posting and posting as if he still had a functioning brain. They walk among us . . . and vote! 😱
 
Perknose said:
So . . . flatline on the EEG it is, eh? Zombie Trump Brain Death is such a tragedy for those near and dear to the sufferer. Fox News blares from the TV 24/7, and the patient lies in his La-Z Boy, posting and posting as if he still had a functioning brain. They walk among us . . . and vote! 😱
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So many assumptions without any idea of what your talking about. I for the most part don't watch TV (though there are 4 of them in my house). I read, and average around a 100 books per year. So the whole fox news thing is out the window. I do own a recliner (technically 3 of them) but that's where I sit to read. Because Mrs. Greenman won't allow me to get fat and lazy, I spend a lot of time upgrading my home and yards, or building small laser cut/engraved items she wants.

I support Trump because his end of the turd doesn't smell quite as bad as the Harris end. In the unlikely event that Trump wins I'll probably end up being drafted into the concentration camp construction corp. I guess that's what happens to old deplorable garbage since jack boots aggravate my plantar plantar fasciitis.
 
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