TSA: ass inspectors now wanted!

[Binarycow]

http://news.yahoo.com/us-warning-airline-plot-implant-bombs-people-162151314.html

man, those damn terrorists keep coming up with more ways to make the average Americans suffer more every time we need to fly. It's bad enough that I got to have my ass checked out every couple of years by my doc and now it looks like TSA agents will soon join that party at the expense of my rear-end.

 

[Infohawk]

Anyone? How big of a bomb can someone fit in their body?

 

[PottedMeat]

Anyone? How big of a bomb can someone fit in their body?

At least one pound of plastic explosive fits in an asshole - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah_Hassan_Al_Aseery

According to early and the most recent reports, Asiri's older brother had hidden one pound of PETN plastic explosives in his anal canal, which security experts described as a novel technique.

worst older bro ever

 

[mrjminer]

Anyone? How big of a bomb can someone fit in their body?

Enough for a big ass explosion.

 

[Perknose]

Enough for a big ass explosion.

I'm up to my elbows in suspects! D:

 

[Schadenfroh]

Like in Dark Knight?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VRA5XPzSP0

 

[Howard]

Enough for a big ass explosion.

lol

and

I'm up to my elbows in suspects! D:

lol

 

[Darwin333]

Anyone? How big of a bomb can someone fit in their body?

Bigger than one that they could fit inside the sole of their shoe. Out of curiosity, the last time you flew did you have to take your shoes off?

 

[IndyColtsFan]

At least one pound of plastic explosive fits in an asshole - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah_Hassan_Al_Aseery

I guess that gives new meaning to the term "explosive diarrhea."

 

[feralkid]

Enough for a big assplosion.

ftfy.

 

[1prophet]

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

The TSA Anal Probe: It's not a joke anymore.

 

[Rock Hydra]

/barf

 

[Binarycow]

I do fly pretty frequently will this pose any danger to my sexuality? I would hate to find out after a few strip searches with complimentary anal probes by the TSA that I've been batting for the wrong team all this time🙁

 

[Exterous]

I do fly pretty frequently will this pose any danger to my sexuality? I would hate to find out after a few strip searches with complimentary anal probes by the TSA that I've been batting for the wrong team all this time🙁

One way to find out. Bend over while I conduct my 'experiments'

 

[Macamus Prime]

How many good ol' boys will step up and allow their ass to be searched now?

This is Ah-meric-a, Gawd dammit! If ya have nothin ta hide, than thur is no reason fer ya to worry!!!

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

"TSA: ass inspectors now wanted!"

sounds like the title to a porn flick.

 

[TheSlamma]

This is a waste of time and more of our privacy gone.

Dogs can smell when a human has CANCER.. do we seriously not think they can smell a bomb surgically implanted in a person?

 

[CLite]

Start profiling now......

You can't inspect 100,000 grandma's a day for anal explosives but you can have profilers stationed at airports looking for suspicious behaviour.

 

[Binarycow]

Start profiling now......

You can't inspect 100,000 grandma's a day for anal explosives but you can have profilers stationed at airports looking for suspicious behaviour.

stop making sense dude. No one will want to hear it.

 

[D-Man]

If you see the male TSA inspector in a nightie my advice is to run like hell

 

[Howard]

If you see the male TSA inspector in a nightie my advice is to run like hell

That'll get you shot.

 

[gevorg]

The terrorists have won after all.

 

[mcmilljb]

If they already have the bomb in the airport, you're fucked any way. If they get discovered in the terminal, they'll just blow themselves up right there any way.

 

[D-Man]

That'll get you shot.

Hard choice to make hey and I am not going to make a further comment on that.