Trying to scare my dog, ideas?
- Thread starter Vonkhan
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Put on a Halloween mask, wrap a blanket around you and start crawling around on your hands an knees. This would always freak my dogs out. Be sure to make some growling noises and stuff. Probably not a good idea if the dog is big enough to kill you.
Just some advice, I scared my dog by sneaking up on her once, and she didn't like
it, and nearly attacked me (went to bite me) before she realized who I was.
My dog apparently didn't see the humor in the situation.
tell her the horrors of AIDS, children are starving in africa, and the nation is about to get attacked by terrorists. This should scare her good.
MrDudeMan
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want some advice? take it from the guy that scared his dog and ended up in the hospital...
DONT DO IT. i scared my dog, and he is and always has been loyal and knows he is my b!tch...but they are still animals. people that say animals should never bite their masters need to get a fvcking clue. if she is asleep, and its dark, and you really sneak up quiet, dont come crying when she bites your face/neck/arm whatever and dont you dare lay a gdamn finger on her because you deserved it. i got 55+ stitches in my face, and my dog is as sweet as can be, so dont fvck it up for yourself by trying to get even with an animal that meant no harm.
DONT DO IT. i scared my dog, and he is and always has been loyal and knows he is my b!tch...but they are still animals. people that say animals should never bite their masters need to get a fvcking clue. if she is asleep, and its dark, and you really sneak up quiet, dont come crying when she bites your face/neck/arm whatever and dont you dare lay a gdamn finger on her because you deserved it. i got 55+ stitches in my face, and my dog is as sweet as can be, so dont fvck it up for yourself by trying to get even with an animal that meant no harm.
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WHipLAsh13
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MrDudeMan
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exactly what happened to me, except he got a hold of my lips, cheek, and nose. he let go as soon as he saw who it was, and then he laid down at my feet wimpering like a little baby. he knew he was in deep sh!t. i never put a finger on him for that though because it was my fault, and anyone who says otherwise should really never own a pet.
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heheh, that "reasserting my authorita" was a joke 
anywayz, here's her list of follies:
ate a bar of soap, tube of arctic silver, usb cable, half a candle
bangs her head repeatedly underneath my table if she's lying underneath it when called
pushes the door open when she wants to go out, remembers that she didnt really wanna go out (too cold / too hot / too windy / too rainy / too normal) and then cant come back in 'cuz the door opens one-way only
loves cats and racoons
anywayz, here's her list of follies:
ate a bar of soap, tube of arctic silver, usb cable, half a candle
bangs her head repeatedly underneath my table if she's lying underneath it when called
pushes the door open when she wants to go out, remembers that she didnt really wanna go out (too cold / too hot / too windy / too rainy / too normal) and then cant come back in 'cuz the door opens one-way only
loves cats and racoons
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