try this while you are standing in a long wait line

[brainhulk]

Instead of standing directly behind the person in front of you, stand slightly staggered to the side and project you are in a rush.

Most people will give you a look and try to block you. LOL

 

[Pardus]

While your waiting for some fool whom pays for her cancer sticks with pennies.

 

[lozina]

Or stand real close with your nose right behind their neck so they feel you breathing on them. Chances are they will let you cut them... or sometimes clock you in the face.

 

[OCGuy]

Don't do it in the checkout line at Costco or I will lose my shit!

 

[ViviTheMage]

Instead of standing directly behind the person in front of you, stand slightly staggered to the side and project you are in a rush.

Most people will give you a look and try to block you. LOL

That is what semi's do for lanes that force you to merge, love it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

When going at a theme park bring a bunch of random bolts and screws, just keep them on you. When you are in a long line put your hands in your pockets and leave them there for a bit, then at some point, perhaps when the roller coaster car zooms by make one of the bolts fall out and land on the floor, then pick it up and just look at it, while looking at the roller coaster itself. The line will get shorter.

 

[Taja]

Haha, those are all pretty good. I saw on t.v. the other day that if you have a wide open door people will try to cram through it and it'll slow down the speed of human traffic. See what happens when you stand in the middle of the entry way,

 

[HN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X15It4sYLRI