Try this sometime...

[loup garou]

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

 

[MazerRackham]

The face of a child can really say a lot. Especially the mouth part of the face.

 

[BAMAVOO]

So, you are the only mofo that works? STFU and pass me a brillo pad.

 

[royaldank]

My favorite thing to say to something like that is, "Did you win?"

 

[DurocShark]

My nose itches.

 

[Broohaha]

this is stupid.














(how come my nef threads are never this popular?)

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
this is stupid.














(how come my nef threads are never this popular?)

Cause you're bitter

 

[Dack76]

This was probably the most pointless thread ever...lol

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Dack76
This was probably the most pointless thread ever...lol

In other words... off topic? 😀

 

[MaxDepth]

I watched a person pick up a piece of paper off the sidewalk today.

 

[BAMAVOO]

That was my asshat.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
If you're like me, it gets annoying when people bitch about their "hard day at work" or tell you how they "got so wasted last night" and now they're hung over and feel like crap... just give them a piece of advice that has nothing to do with what they're telling you like...

Annoying Story Teller: "Oh man, I'm glad today is over. Work was so tiring!"

Me: "Yeah well, a watched pot never boils."

LOL... it's funny to see their reaction if you can keep a straight face and let them think about it for a while trying to figure out how it applies to their situation.

Another example of how to make friends and influence people!

Yeah. the next step is to get piss drunk and break into their house at night.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
If you're like me, it gets annoying when people bitch about their "hard day at work" or tell you how they "got so wasted last night" and now they're hung over and feel like crap... just give them a piece of advice that has nothing to do with what they're telling you like...

Annoying Story Teller: "Oh man, I'm glad today is over. Work was so tiring!"

Me: "Yeah well, a watched pot never boils."

LOL... it's funny to see their reaction if you can keep a straight face and let them think about it for a while trying to figure out how it applies to their situation.

Another example of how to make friends and influence people!

Yeah. the next step is to get piss drunk and break into their house at night.

Yeah, that's it... lol... weirdo