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Try this sometime...

Jeff7181

Jeff7181

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If you're like me, it gets annoying when people bitch about their "hard day at work" or tell you how they "got so wasted last night" and now they're hung over and feel like crap... just give them a piece of advice that has nothing to do with what they're telling you like...

Annoying Story Teller: "Oh man, I'm glad today is over. Work was so tiring!"

Me: "Yeah well, a watched pot never boils."

LOL... it's funny to see their reaction if you can keep a straight face and let them think about it for a while trying to figure out how it applies to their situation.
 
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Or... another fun thing to do... just say something random like... "The cow stands by the tree eating green grass." You'll get some really strange looks at the least 😀
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Or... another fun thing to do... just say something random like... "The cow stands by the tree eating green grass." You'll get some really strange looks at the least 😀
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/me looks at Jeff strangely.
 
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Or... another fun thing to do... just say something random like... "The cow stands by the tree eating green grass." You'll get some really strange looks at the least 😀
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/me looks at Jeff strangely.
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See!
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
If you're like me, it gets annoying when people bitch about their "hard day at work" or tell you how they "got so wasted last night" and now they're hung over and feel like crap... just give them a piece of advice that has nothing to do with what they're telling you like...

Annoying Story Teller: "Oh man, I'm glad today is over. Work was so tiring!"

Me: "Yeah well, a watched pot never boils."

LOL... it's funny to see their reaction if you can keep a straight face and let them think about it for a while trying to figure out how it applies to their situation.
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Another example of how to make friends and influence people!
 
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

oh yeah!!
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

oh yeah!!
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When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
 
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

oh yeah!!
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When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
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LOL... see... fun isn't it?
 
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